By alex - United States
Today, while working at my new job at a veterinary hospital, I was excited that I set a urinary catheter in a dog for the first time. I guess I was a little too enthusiastic though, because I pulled it out too fast and bloody urine splashed up all over my face. FML
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  Sonfang  |  19

so you get blood and pee on you...and the poor dog gets all the pain that goes with it! wow truely FYL...**sarcastically rolls eyes** maybe when you're old karma will pay you a visit and some new doctor/nurse will pull a tube out of you to damn fast and you'll bleed everywhere! Have a nice day your stupidity and excitement caused an innocent animal pain!

  Gumblebum100  |  0

well this is an odd conversation but I agree that why in the world, take that back why in the UNIVERSE would you be excited to stick a tube in a dog's vag!! and why on earth would this fyl cuz I beleive it would be worse in the dogs position for many reasons than to be covered in bloody pee so before i think your life is fucked please get one first


Gumblebum100, perhaps you haven't heard, but.....the urethra and the vagina are not the same hole. Durrrrr.

Also, most people with careers are very excited when they get to do a task for the first time, especially a task they might not normally do.
I started my internship just the other day, and I was quite excited that I'd get to draw and test a patient's blood for the first time. Practicing on oranges and doing labs on classmates only gets you so far...when you actually get to do it in the work environment for the first time, it's very exciting (and a bit nerve-wracking...hellooooooo lawsuits if you screw up!).

  ellensaligo  |  0

You know that in bitches, the urethra opens into the vagina? So to insert something into the pee hole you have to go through the vag.

You're thinking of humans, where the vagina and urethra are completely separate. Dogs are different.