By ouch - 07/08/2011 07:12 - Mexico
Same thing different taste
Rent-a-wreck
By PolarBear2020 - 11/02/2023 14:00
By car - 21/08/2010 05:25 - Australia
I want to ride my bicycle
By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 14:02
Less haste, less speed
By Fox - 25/02/2013 03:41 - United States
BIKES
By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States
Sorry!
By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:42 - United Kingdom
On yer bike
By E-fail - 07/10/2020 08:53 - Canada - Bathurst
DIY FML
By Anonymous - 03/05/2021 02:02
Sick board!
By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 20:00 - Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank
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PeeWee Hermans bike would never break on you. I stole it I would know.
E.T. Phone home.
E.T FLYS home.
I never have to use my brakes while riding my bike.
bikes don't have s cruise control... of course it will slow down
My bike begins to fly like a G6...
U gotta flinstone brake that ************
someone should've made your horn louder, OP
96- He isn't on his bike now that advice is useless. however it is funny imagining him reading this while speeding out of control.
Bull shit
On the bright side, you're still alive to share the story..
Did anyone else notice that OP's name is ouch?
Gee, I wonder why...
I had a similar incident when I was learning and forgot to put my breaks on in time. Crashed into a lamppost, bounced off the seat and onto the bar. It hurt a lot. I'm a girl. It must be much worse for a man.
Really not sure what that has to do with THIS comment, but whatever tickles your peach!
Smart people also spell "brake" properly :)
#33 win
Nice
uhhh noo .. idk about you but after I find out my brakes are ****** up going down a hill that's not what I am thinking about anymore as I go down and also how would he know he was really going to need it even if he was on a hill.
Today, some asshole speeding down a hill couldn't be bothered to break and he careered into me. FML
cool story bro
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Let's just hope that your bike is going so fast that it begins to fly like E.T.
On the bright side, you're still alive to share the story..