It's not what you think…

By sucks - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 906
You deserved it 158 839

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?

thats so wrong, but so fucking hilarious at the same time!

Comments

What. The. Hell. Are. You. Smoking?

LMAO! yea ! what #1 said hahaha

that is soooo freaking wrong, but so fucking hilarious at the same time! although why the fuck would you start humping the dog? LLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

furries for the freakin win and that sucks but really what are you smoking

why would you hump a dog you need a gf nowww

O_O what the FUCK were you thinking?

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

lol own that pup man haha WTF my dog does the same and when he does it's bath time for him with cold ass water muahhhhh

This is just...awesome. Just say Cesar Milan told you to do it!

I heard that too so may that dog just needed someone to put him/her in its place. YOU SHOW THAT DOG WHO HAS THE BIGGER WANG!!!!! >:[]

*Reads FML* *Facepalms*

dude lay of the crack

Don't you mean uncontrollably light out loud ip ydi but I favorited it be course it was so funny

I want whatever he's having.

thats so wrong, but so fucking hilarious at the same time!

nice socks ^_^

Eh. It's an ok nose

I would love to hear the moms side of the story lol

<So that's when I googled "after how many years is it still legal to abort your son">

omg, i call shinanigans on that. But it was damn funny!

Holy shit that dog is pro. He outsmarted and outplayed you to make you look like the crazy one. Lol, though why the fuck would you start humping the dog?

it makes sense thar you're from the south

aha prejudism is funny :D

this is my all time favorite FML:) Lmao XD

damn!! nice bod

Fuck you you have no idea bout the south so shut the hell up

-says "country4life17" YEEAAH, 'MURICA

Well obviously the only place with country hiçks is the south so if you're southern you're country and vice versa. Obviously.

omggggg lol wow thats crazy hahaha. what did mom say? looool

dont hump your dog, idc about dominance, dont hump dogs

Dude what were you thinking? even if you didn't get caught thats retarded homo

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

I've done that b4 so chill dawg

^^ you've humped your dog before?

It shows him who's boss.

Why is your picture one of your tits?

You look scary.