By sucks - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

It's not what you think…

  Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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By  24788  |  6

Holy shit that dog is pro. He outsmarted and outplayed you to make you look like the crazy one.

Lol, though why the fuck would you start humping the dog?

By  worb  |  0

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