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Yes you can. Animal abuse.
And breaking and entering.
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Show it anywayNot only animal abuse by breaking and entering. Also, if se was indeed abusive, you could bring that up in court as well. Honestly I would look into a lawyer if I were you. She took it too far by abusing then breaking and entering. The animal abuse on top of it all is horrible and she needs to be held accountable for her actions.
I would definitely inform the authorities ASAP. For her to take her aggression and anger for you out on an innocent, helpless animal is not only wrong, but it's also sick and may be a sign to some sort of sick mentality that could come up in the future again and maybe on something other than a hamster! People who murder people usually started out by killing and hurting animals at one point!
#85 You're picture is perfect for this.
He should. That is not okay. He needs to do something about the sociopath before he's the one she's stabbing instead of an innocent animal.
**** my life? **** your hamsters life
Or stab her with a fork and see how she likes it... Or that may lead to more issues (you'd feel slightly better though)
A few charges as well as a restraining order. She's obviously seriously unhinged.
Man I have tears in my eyes! That bitch better go to crazy house before she burns someone's dog or kills a person!
#264 Because all my exes live in Texas...
the poor hamster! :(
But better the hamster than you OP. I'm not saying its ok to stab hamsters with forks. Just it could've gone a lot worse.
A human would survive a forking. I'd take a fork for my pet.
in movies im never sad when people die, but i am always sad when a dog dies.
#45, I don't think it's bad. The hamster is an innocent, unrelated party which could not possibly defend itself which easily makes it worse than stabbing a person.
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Show it anywayA hamster getting stabbed with a fork would be like a human getting stabbed with a telephone pole.
I seriously stared jaw jacked at this post.
Hammy was in the wrong place at the wrong time.. ;~;
I'm not one for fuzzy pets, except for rats, I really like rats.... But a pet is a pet and that's so shitty that the hamster had to suffer what was probably a horrible death because some bitch is crazy. If my husband and I ever split up and he harmed one of my snakes he'd be a dead man walking.
Op has a hamster?
i made it 666 enjoy
D: ^does not begin to describe my feelings upon this fml.
This wasn't entertaining at all. That just made me depressed. :c
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I think he had already realized that, hence him breaking up with her in the first place.
Too soon dude. Have you ever lost a pet?
Breaking and entering with attempted murder? Obsessed ex girlfriends suck man
Oh my god! That crazy bitch!
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with her? Like what goes on in that girl's head that she can do something so sick?
I don't know. But I suggest OP runs long and far..
Dude! Get her some help!
To hell with help. Get her some eye stabbing with a tooth pick..... oh wait, that might be illegal..
I've never wanted to kick a woman's ass until I read this FML.
Pressing charges is also help, Im guessing she's more likely to be tied up at a ward then locked up in prison. In which case you are helping her.
#160, pretty sure they meant just that one particular woman. They're not saying they wanna go kick women's asses now. Just that anyone they've wanted to beat up has been a dude up to this point.
Time to go get the b*tch. Innocent animals don't deserve that, just because she can't handle the fact that a guy that love her so broke up with her, because she was abusive.
That won't un-stab his hamster.
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Can't you call then cops for that? ..
the poor hamster! :(