By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View 10 1 45 32 Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 620 You deserved it 72 468 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 22:20 - Canada 0 3 37 12 Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 414 You deserved it 4 353 Tweet Share