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I asked him how he felt about the break-up, and he was in pieces over it. He doesn't want to be shelf-ish but he says it's better off just the him and OP; that China girl is no good for him and was the sauce(r) of all his problems.

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Mad? No, of course not! Haven't you heard? Plate throwing is a new way of saying you love someone. Why give a friend a hug when you can throw a plate! Sex? Nah, just get some fine china and have at it!

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I'm thinking he shouldn't be forking around with a girl like that anyways, and spooning afterwards... out of the question.

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Well thank god it wasn't a pie. Politicians in Canada like to throw pie when they get angry at eachother, such a waste of delicious pie :(

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She also doesn't understand how not to be crazy. Why is everyone saying YDI? FHL because she's crazy and he probably needs a new windshield.

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No, I think she DOES understand metaphors but chose to have revenge that related to his reason of braking up with her. There's nothing about the fml which says she doesn't understand.

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And the point is she's psycho for wanting to have revenge AT ALL for him breaking up with her, much less such a revenge that caused significant property damage.

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8/54- I'm a Bo Burnham fan and I still think you're dumb. Maybe try something that wasn't created by someone else next time.

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