By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
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WearingHats 14

At least it was empty.

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ginnygoggorgon 3

Reconsider your word choices when breaking up with future girlfriends lol

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WearingHats 14

At least it was empty.

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Pleonasm 35

Yea, I heard the plate took the split real hard, I think he's cracking up, the poor guy.

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Pleonasm 35

I asked him how he felt about the break-up, and he was in pieces over it. He doesn't want to be shelf-ish but he says it's better off just the him and OP; that China girl is no good for him and was the sauce(r) of all his problems.

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Inheritance 10

Hopefully it wasn't china.

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walmartpaysme 15

Well... At least she was creative about it.

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allie2590 31

It would've been far funnier if it was a heaping plate of spaghetti though.

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AKGirlinSD 20

If I was OP, I would have thanked her for taking "psycho" off my plate after what she just did.

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5150chaos 7

Problem solved!!! Your plate is now empty!!! Lol

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taintedayush 0

Seems like she is mad

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ManInTheMachine 19

Mad? No, of course not! Haven't you heard? Plate throwing is a new way of saying you love someone. Why give a friend a hug when you can throw a plate! Sex? Nah, just get some fine china and have at it!

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Werken247 14

I'm thinking he shouldn't be forking around with a girl like that anyways, and spooning afterwards... out of the question.

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Codezlol 21

Well thank god it wasn't a pie. Politicians in Canada like to throw pie when they get angry at eachother, such a waste of delicious pie :(

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astralvagan 20

No shit Sherlock!

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ginnygoggorgon 3

Reconsider your word choices when breaking up with future girlfriends lol

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Werken247 14

I have a lot on my tissue.... nah, sounds like he just rubbed one out.

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lottievaughn 5

It's not me, it's you. :throws female sheep at windshield: Ooh silly homonyms...

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xponia 8

Sounds like you made the right choice considering she doesn't understand metaphors.

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onlychildFTW 33

She also doesn't understand how not to be crazy. Why is everyone saying YDI? FHL because she's crazy and he probably needs a new windshield.

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LemonandLime 13

No, I think she DOES understand metaphors but chose to have revenge that related to his reason of braking up with her. There's nothing about the fml which says she doesn't understand.

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Kristoffer 35

And the point is she's psycho for wanting to have revenge AT ALL for him breaking up with her, much less such a revenge that caused significant property damage.

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allie2590 31

And now you have another thing on your plate!

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enormouselephant 15

Or another plate on his car...

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obnum 19

Actually it looks like doesn't even have a plate anymore. ;)

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jjohnson26559 1

Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C? -Bo burhnam

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jjohnson26559 1

I'm sure if more people knew the song, it would be more accepted.

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AH1Zviper 15

Helicopter concurs with license plate.

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brewmasterg 34

8/54- I'm a Bo Burnham fan and I still think you're dumb. Maybe try something that wasn't created by someone else next time.

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amyrules99 7

I admit that might have been going too far, but that was still pretty clever on her part!

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Ugi 26

I can only see this as a lucky escape for you - she sounds deranged.

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SApprentice 34

That's not really an appropriate reaction. I'm assuming you didn't really care too much about her, since you broke up with her, so it's all for the best. It's better not to be with someone who turns to violence.

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dohdohdoh 13

Unless she's a really hot nymphomaniac.

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monkeyy22 6

Because ya know, obviously healthy relationships are about sex and sex only. That's how it works. /s

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