Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
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vrossie_ 15
Can't you call then cops for that? ..
123amanda123 14
the poor hamster! :(
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Comments (297)
adriianaa_xox 12
why, why the hamster!?
alexowitz 8
RIP the hamster that was an innocent party :'(
Camillaheha 18
I am so sorry for your loss :( You did the right thing by breaking up with her! You should report her though!
cmb8280 24
Jesus Christ! What the ******* ****?!!
clevercake 21
well done on breaking up with her!
rooneygirl420 13
What the ****?!?! She's a sick and twisted bitch. That poor innocent hamster :(
Himlagott 14
I'm so happy she didn't "accidentally" get pregnant.. that's how these women usually do to stay in control of your life. If you have any evidence of the abuse, I'd definitely report this - you might be saving some other dude or even more, her future children's well being. I've been subjected to this type on woman... She needs to have a record of what she's done, to keep her in line in the future. Hope she hasn't scarred you too bad, now you're free!!
graphicstyle7 17
You may notice that pretty much No One on here thinks it was a mistake to break up with this crazy person. Restraining order. Cops. Yep, sounds like you need those things to get the message to this hamster killing loon.
malli88 8
She sounds like me hahhaha
deeko2006 8
is the fork ok!
Schiffy 18
That's not something to be proud of.....
deeko2006 8
:(