Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
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vrossie_ 15
Can't you call then cops for that? ..
123amanda123 14
the poor hamster! :(
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Comments (297)
Spark_Slicker 19
That savage bitch! I'd have knocked her teeth in.
MoRgAnLoVeSJM 8
OMG D: I hope you had a proper burial for it!
Lili_love 14
What did the hamster do? D:
Hiimhaileypotter 53
God, no. PETA is awful.
Dame84 6
Is your hamster OK?
ksks1234 33
42-- PETA believes no one should own pets.
FelixJC 14
That's terrible and all, but it made me burst out laughing since I did NOT see that coming. Call the cops on her. And hopefully your hamster survived the stabbing.
dacronsurtr 7
Hey to the OP. I would highly suggest you take some legal action here. The ability to injure animals is a psychological trait of psychopaths, sociopaths, and people with antisocial disorders. Get some attention shined in her for both your sakes.
Cazz91 21
PETA believe in a lot of things that people shouldn't do towards animals. PETA is also one of the biggest hypocrite organizations ever known to exist when they violate their own beliefs and try to cover it up with a very "logical" explanation for their actions. I hate PETA.
james52 17
Oh my gosh call the police! Poor hamster :(