By ;_;" - 27/09/2013 21:33 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
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"Was that a fart?" "No." "I can taste it. On my tongue."

Hopefully the interviewer has a sense of humor and is understanding...!

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Hopefully the interviewer has a sense of humor and is understanding...!

And hopefully OP hasn't floated away, being so full of gas and all...

You get extremely gassy when you're nervous! If you're still a virgin, best of luck with your first time! Haha

"Was that a fart?" "No." "I can taste it. On my tongue."

Taste like onions an ketchup

Taste like rotten eggs

"It's a small room....okay, now the tuxedos seem really fucked up."

"I will admit it, I may have farted...."

Cheer up. At least you didn't puke on the interviewer.

on the ear

At least she didn't have to suddenly void her bowels into the nearest trash can.

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**fart happens**

"Shart" happens.

You never know, the interviewer could've been looking for someone just like you with your physical abilities. Stay optimistic OP.

Lol, that's everyone's worst nightmare during an interview! :/ good luck in the future.

I hope the interviewer just laughs it off.

I'd say you aced that one, OP!

I remember that movie.

jasmine2301 25

And I thought I had bad luck. Damn.