Not so anal retentive then…

By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 286
You deserved it 719

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Sock her ass, she sounds like a piece of shit.

how does one shit in a sock? I think you need to fight fire with fire and shit on her door step OP, add glitter for a nice touch.

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how does one shit in a sock? I think you need to fight fire with fire and shit on her door step OP, add glitter for a nice touch.

He should shit in a bag and light it on fire

Dude that's just what I thought. We think alike lol ?

Sock her ass, she sounds like a piece of shit.

Man, she's lost control of you AND her bowels. What's next?

Throw it in her face

Was your girlfriend a cat? Or perhaps a rabbit?

Was your girlfriend a cat? Or perhaps a rabbit?

Sounds like you were dating a cat

Hide the sock under her seat in her car.

Sounds normal for Hull.

Hopefully you didn't find out after putting on that sock! Sorry to hear this OP, good thing you aren't with her anymore!