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Get a restraining order, man!
I think she took 'Burn, baby burn', a little too seriously.
I will never understand the mindset of a crazy ex-girlfriend. Take good measure. A restraining order is only a piece of paper, so I've been told.
Is it a grantorino
In soviet russia, house burns wife
this comment kind of made me think of the movie Friday.
Forget the order, grab a gun! Even though the chance of her going through with it is 0.5%, it's good for.. "just in case".
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Show it anywayI think that brick to the head affected your ability to form sentences. You poor dear. :(
anyone else misread it as "psycho girlfriend of the month"?
i did at first read it as psycho girlfriends of the month.. Damn dyslexia
hide the car. run or get a restraining order.
How the hell would it be possible for him to hide a vintage car he's re-building in a garage with the both of them in it?
Maybe OP is a magician.
In that case he should make her disappear. Or saw her in two. Always a classic.
I don't think he typed it while she was there. I'm sure she left at some point.
you might wanna flee the country from the sounds of this one
He's still a bus, plane or train ticket away.
Get the law involved....
I think you need to run far, far away.
He might even be able to bribe Shrek to act as his bodyguard.
I've heard Duloc is nice this time of year.
You really dodged the bullet breaking up with her...but dodging arson?...hmm not so simple.
Who knows, a bullet might be next
Well, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand, fast! Yeah, break up with her, now.
"Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend." I don't think your advice will work.
The post began with him already breaking up with her.
#10 You're a smart one
Restraining order...NOW!!!
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Get a restraining order, man!
I think that brick to the head affected your ability to form sentences. You poor dear. :(