By Tara - 31/10/2008 07:06 - Sweden
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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