Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
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Top comments
vrossie_ 15
Can't you call then cops for that? ..
123amanda123 14
the poor hamster! :(
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Comments (297)
spluver0005 17
Awww that poor hamster:(
xSlendamon 4
Man that bitch has issues
olpally 33
Glad my psycho ex never did that. Jesus :/ restraining order anyone? My god.
hazardmuffin 21
This is awful. Breaking and entering. Animal cruelty. Insanity. Call the cops, OP. This girl's got serious issues...
jessBeAqueen 13
oh my god. i probably would've stabbed her in return. that ******* bitch! .
yellowaholic 25
Oh that's terrible, I would definitely call the police, they can at least do something for breaking and entering.
dangerika93 11
You sure know how to pick them! ;)
MRVOlivia 22
What. The. ****. What kind of psychopath takes it out on a poor hamster?
zandalee 20
And with a fork. That is just evil!
phoneYuNOlisten 16
That's forked up! Oh shit too spoon? edit: I couldn't help myself I am truly sorry OP that you had been with that bitch...
tannara 12
Imagine what she's been making you for dinners, but that's seriously messed up:( RIP hammy
pikachulove14 14
what.the.actual.****.