Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML

By TheAngryBird / Thursday 28 June 2012 04:51 / Canada - Grimsby

Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML

By MonCoiffeurAdoré / Thursday 28 June 2012 02:43 /
The illustrated FMLs

Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML

By MonCoiffeurAdoré / Thursday 28 June 2012 02:43 /
By Anonymous / Thursday 28 June 2012 02:28 / United States - Lakewood
By apparantlyStupid / Wednesday 27 June 2012 23:28 / Canada - Okotoks
By fired - / Wednesday 27 June 2012 20:48 / United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I had an IUD put in two years ago that's supposed to prevent pregnancy. To put it in perspective, less than 1% of people using this IUD get pregnant. Lucky me. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 27 June 2012 20:02 / United States - Elkhart

Today, I used a red-eye removal tool on one of my photos. I quickly realised how bad my acne is when the software couldn't distinguish between my eyes and cheeks. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 27 June 2012 20:01 /

  Today, my grandmother said she's noticed that I've been very angry lately. She came to the conclusion that I "haven't been laid enough" and my boyfriend is "not doing his job." Thanks Grandma. FML

By RatCityChick / Wednesday 27 June 2012 17:18 / United States - Bellevue
By NoMagicMike - / Wednesday 27 June 2012 16:53 / United States - La Crescent
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