Miscellaneous: Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally...

By Mystery LeRale - 15/01/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

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Same thing different taste

By seriouslybored - 17/06/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

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By annoym - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML

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By Youdontneed2knowmyname - 05/02/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

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By Dying Whale - 02/03/2017 04:00

Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML

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By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML

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By ineedalife - 02/02/2013 12:08 - Australia

Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML

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By dang ol' anonymous, man - 01/05/2022 03:59

Today, I was stuck in a room for eight hours with several guys doing impressions of Boomhauer from King of the Hill. Talkin' 'bout that dang ol' FML. FML

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By Beatrix - 11/11/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

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Sunday 22 February 2009 7:09

its better then spending all day on here

C0okieMonster 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:36

Pfft, of course you have something better to do!!! EAT COOKIES!!!! Cookie!

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happypink_fml 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 7:09

its better then spending all day on here

carlycrf 8

Sunday 17 July 2011 16:36

or Facebook....

abbyelizabeth 9

Thursday 8 September 2011 7:14

Nah, I think I'd rather be on FML. That's just me though.

PimpcessA 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 5:20

Me too!

saintice23 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 7:21

I did the same thing recently on a 24 hour guard shift by myself

C0okieMonster 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:36

Pfft, of course you have something better to do!!! EAT COOKIES!!!! Cookie!

crazycatlady15 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 5:44

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

EnchiladaTaco 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 5:47

HAHAHA!! I do this too, but I have a life. There's nothing wrong with it, yo.

squirrel101 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:35

Ok m8 get some friends, maybe by showing them your awsomely cool skill and then you will be on ur way to getting a life .

blahblahblah43 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 7:09

...wow...

easylazy 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:05

Well I have nothing better to do than read this totally-not-funny shit off this crappy, addicting website. FML

Khalavaster 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 2:10

haha odd

paleknight47 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 7:21

Dude I practiced my Herbert voice from Family Guy We should hang out

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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

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Today, my mother and wife are arguing over raising our baby Catholic or Church of England. They’re mad at each other and as a bonus they’re both mad at me because I’m non-religious and genuinely don’t care which made-up religion they try to raise her in, I’m just enjoying being a dad over here. FML

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Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML

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Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right up next to each other and unzipped our pants in unison. It became so awkward for me, I actually said out loud, "Nope, too awkward" and left. FML

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Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML

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Today, I'm supposed to start my new job as a Crime Scene Tech. Instead, I managed to electrocute myself with my hairdryer. I'll now have to attempt to explain to them that I really am qualified to safely operate an electrostatic lifting device, and other expensive equipment. FML

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Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML

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Today, I found out that not only did I get the best blowjob of my life on New Year's Eve, I also got gonorrhea. FML

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