Earthquake sneezer

By Noname - 27/01/2009 00:02 - Japan

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 732
You deserved it 2 814

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Here is the good part, your wife loves you a lot!

Disc herniation can result in a broken/chipped spinal level, which can severely damage or impinge upon the spinal cord. Unfortunately the #1 sign of spinal cord damage is involuntary excretion and urination. Either way that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!

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THIS ONE IS MY FAVOURITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! HAHAHA

BEST fml ever!

op, you need life alert.

RpiesSPIES 27

Seeing how he couldn't move, I'm assuming he was paralyzed. I don't think he'd have been able to press the button even WITH Life Alert :(

Aw man, that really sucks. I hope you wiped your nose.

awww :( so sorry

fionafruit 0

awwww

I laughed out SO loud, that my mom thought I was crazy, because I couldn't stop laughing for like.. 30 minutes, with tears running over my face. But, still... It's kinda sad, though. ^_^'' Take care!

that's fucked. but HILARIOUS!!!

Here is the good part, your wife loves you a lot!

Disc herniation can result in a broken/chipped spinal level, which can severely damage or impinge upon the spinal cord. Unfortunately the #1 sign of spinal cord damage is involuntary excretion and urination. Either way that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!