Earthquake sneezer

By Noname - 27/01/2009 00:02 - Japan

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
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quickbarn 0

Here is the good part, your wife loves you a lot!

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redlipsalsa 0

Disc herniation can result in a broken/chipped spinal level, which can severely damage or impinge upon the spinal cord. Unfortunately the #1 sign of spinal cord damage is involuntary excretion and urination. Either way that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!

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skeyzor 0

THIS ONE IS MY FAVOURITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! HAHAHA

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RpiesSPIES 27

Seeing how he couldn't move, I'm assuming he was paralyzed. I don't think he'd have been able to press the button even WITH Life Alert :(

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Tikal_fml 0

Aw man, that really sucks. I hope you wiped your nose.

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littlepirate_fml 0

I laughed out SO loud, that my mom thought I was crazy, because I couldn't stop laughing for like.. 30 minutes, with tears running over my face. But, still... It's kinda sad, though. ^_^'' Take care!

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quickbarn 0

Here is the good part, your wife loves you a lot!

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redlipsalsa 0

Disc herniation can result in a broken/chipped spinal level, which can severely damage or impinge upon the spinal cord. Unfortunately the #1 sign of spinal cord damage is involuntary excretion and urination. Either way that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!

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