Love: Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many...

By uninspired - 28/01/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML

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By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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By OhJoy - 02/11/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2020 08:00

Today, the guy I’ve been trying to get over for the last month finally messaged me like I’ve been hoping for, only to cry that his new girlfriend cheated on him and to ask if I think he should forgive her, because he, "appreciates my honesty." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML

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By Crouching Tiger, Hidden Retard - 06/08/2013 21:55 - United States

Today, my apparently braindead and now ex-boyfriend asked me if "this period thing" is going to happen a lot, and said that if it is, "we're so done." FML

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By brokenhearted - 05/12/2012 11:29 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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Mind games

By Anonymous - 05/08/2024 10:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML

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Weird dude

By Anonymous - 09/04/2019 12:00

Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML

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By Willow McGarrigle - 30/05/2020 02:00

Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML

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killkillkill 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:32

i think he just wanted sex

slients_1234 0

Thursday 4 October 2012 21:02

If he cared he wouldn't of cheated on her..

Comments

killkillkill 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:32

i think he just wanted sex

christopherlove 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 7:27

I'm a guy, but I don't get what's wrong with this. He's just asking because he cares.

slients_1234 0

Thursday 4 October 2012 21:02

If he cared he wouldn't of cheated on her..

LashBack 5

Sunday 1 September 2013 21:00

He's likely asking about the period to see if she's on it, if not maybe attempt to have sex, however we cannot know.

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:36

I think this is a no go situation. Just ignore each other for a while.

twilax101 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:02

am i rly #8? this is an old fml!

emilyfree 0

Monday 11 May 2009 18:09

no one wants to comment this?

SammyJane 1

Tuesday 19 May 2009 14:15

I just think it would be awkward, there are only about 3 people I talk about that kind of stuff with and none of them are male....

Somebody52 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:20

. . . . . . . . . . . awkward..... Ignore the re re. He just wanted sex so ignore him. Block his number or something

mountaindew18 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 10:07

what the ****? thats weird. don't give him the time of day.

irafinklestein 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:29

"oh, so hows your period going?" not really an FML though

Jenisist 1

Friday 14 August 2009 4:26

he just wanted to know what days to leave you alone so you get all bitchy at him.

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