Miscellaneous: Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

By Timmy - 26/01/2009 13:28 - France

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

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By ahhahaha - 12/08/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

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By bad karma - 21/11/2011 14:34 - United States

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

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By PoorGal - 19/10/2015 18:04 - United States - New Orleans

Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2018 19:00

Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML

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By nocat6 - 15/09/2014 03:07 - United States - Northville

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

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By Emil - 20/11/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

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By oldschool - 23/01/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML

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By idiotson - 11/06/2014 00:39 - United States - Rocky Point

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By disappointment son - 19/05/2017 12:00

Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML

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CZWolf 0

Friday 6 February 2009 22:22

oh shit. we're talking about lollipops!!!!

liljon3 0

Monday 30 March 2009 5:29

your 25 and can't afford lollipops?

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CZWolf 0

Friday 6 February 2009 22:22

oh shit. we're talking about lollipops!!!!

intotheknight 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 2:27

hahaha awesome I'm not the only one.

salyssac 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 2:39

I went there to!

Kamon97 23

Wednesday 12 March 2014 3:09

Wait he's not talking about lollipops O.o

pepperguy 0

Friday 20 February 2009 4:32

This makes me laugh so hard.

genericnickname 0

Friday 27 February 2009 6:16

Ditto to #9. I thought you put one under your arm and tried to run for it.

idc_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 23:28

you are one of the biggest idiots on earth. just thought i should inform you of that. you are also immature.

samaileena 0

Friday 27 March 2009 16:52

uh your my hero.

SinisterNL 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 21:52

omg,, That is THE exact same thing i wanted to say!

cp399 14

Friday 19 December 2014 0:06

Why can't any of these people use correct spelling/grammar?

krispybacon4321 23

Wednesday 24 December 2014 5:24

*you're

liljon3 0

Monday 30 March 2009 5:29

your 25 and can't afford lollipops?

cp399 14

Saturday 4 October 2014 20:45

*you're

lycania 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:55

I think by "lollies" they mean like the running gear that looks like underwear... or maybe it was a lollipop, if so that's just sad

Alex_DeLarge 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:04

This is awesome. Reminds me of: http://xkcd.com/150/

HOOPS_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 6:11

That is so sad!!

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:43

Haha, but it if was really "lollies" clothing or whatever, it wouldn't be epic enough to post on FML.

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