By ouch - 27/01/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, my doctor called with my test results, which seem to tell him that there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. I'm still sitting here with an appendage that I'd swear was dispensing napalm, but now I have a $500 bill to go with it. FML
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TheHub 0
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Aren't you glad you don't live in an evil European socialist pinko terrorist lover country?

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17Master 0

lol napalm. Get a second doc to check that out.

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TheHub 0
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Aren't you glad you don't live in an evil European socialist pinko terrorist lover country?

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allie2590 31
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I agree with 1. American healthcare sucks.

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dantheman931 0
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It might be time to seek a second opinion, or consider the possibility that it's all in your head.

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crownlogic 25
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Considering the OP is relating their pain to something of a napalm dispensing wound, and you're only suggesting only a -second- opinion, it's highly unlikely and invalidating to say it's all in their head.

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17Master 0

lol napalm. Get a second doc to check that out.

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meningless 0

lol. nalpom. nice. dont light it! check with another doc is all i can say.

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markymark1429 8
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the word has been typed several times, and you still spelt it wrong

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Nacirema20 0
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ohh... im srry... that blows... :-/ FYL.

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lastminuteperm 0

New doctor time.

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BigD3452 6
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dude drink plenty of fluids, it helps alot dehydration can make it dark yellow and burn on the way out, also get checked for a yeast infection it's rare but it happens

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Mayse 0
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lol go fuck yourself 10

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LexOrdrin 0
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10 STFU THIS ISN'T A HEALTHCARE SIGHT FUCK OFF AND DIE

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markymark1429 8
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still doesn't dismiss the fact we have a better education system and health care :)

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nm22395 0
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napalm... dont drink it... it f*cks you up

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rebelharmony 0
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WTF is spermicide

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