Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I just got back from a party, where I spent most of the night comforting the girl I like. Why? Because the guy she likes was being grinded on by another girl. FML
Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML
Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML
Today, I was at a party at my ex's house; he'd invited the whole team. We of course don't talk, but I just figured out he had a girlfriend. He said it right in my face and laughed. FML
Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
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Top comments
birdfreak 24
oh yeah she's totally into u
crazy_diva 0
hahahaha My friend who is bi took a photo of herself making out with her ex-boyfriend's other ex and sent it to him just to piss him off. And I agree with #6 lol
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Comments (28)
choppedNskrewed 0
now you've officially been choppedNskrewed =)
JocelynKaulitz 28
I'm sure you felt proud after!
gofriars 0
I don't see how this is FML-worthy. She's making out with another girl at a party. That's hot and sexy. That's "I love my life!", not "F*** my life!"
Sarahforever 4
agreed. I've made out with girls at parties and I'm straight. this isn't an fml
LaRee 0
^ u sure about that?
CaliSwaggGirl 0
I was gonna say the same thing hahahaha
melikesfml 11
FML Team, rape this guy^^^
crazy_diva 0
hahahaha My friend who is bi took a photo of herself making out with her ex-boyfriend's other ex and sent it to him just to piss him off. And I agree with #6 lol
24788 7
oh that's rough. I can't read girls either.
f_MY_life94 0
so either you're gay, bi, or she is? wtf?
kpo216 0
forsure bullshit
mariahrawks 0
the crushee? lmao
vickieyeah 0
they might both be!
Clare420 0
your gay for quoting a dumb song
jade567 0
it's not nice to call people gay. bitch.