Miscellaneous: Today, one of the kids I was babysitting tried to hard boil eggs...

By Danana - 26/01/2009 21:08 - Canada

Today, one of the kids I was babysitting tried to hard boil eggs using the microwave. You cannot hard boil eggs using the microwave. It makes a mess. This we have learned. FML

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By Mak10 - 10/12/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that if you tell your child that they're old enough to cook their own food in the microwave, you have to make sure they're smart enough not to put the metal spoon in with the food as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 05:00

Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML

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By EggBomb - 01/12/2016 18:22

Today, after boiling eggs my whole life, I wanted to try a packaged hard-boiled egg for the first time. I'd never had a cold egg before, so I thought it would be a good idea to warm it up. Now, I'm cleaning out a billion pieces of egg shrapnel in the microwave. FML

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Boom!

By why do eggs explode - 12/10/2015 21:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was in the shower, my 4 year-old son wondered what would happen if he put 6 eggs in the microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 03:01 - United States - Fremont

Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML

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"Eruption" by Van Halen time

By Anonymous - 01/08/2021 16:01

Today, I learned that I actually like my boiled eggs a bit softer than I usually make them. I also learned that an outwardly lukewarm egg, when bitten into enthusiastically, is perfectly capable of creating a volcanic eruption of boiling hot yolk all over your hands, clothes and kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 12:15 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML

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By francesa_loca - 14/10/2011 16:09 - Canada

Today, my father started drinking a little early. At some point, he got hungry and decided to boil eggs. He started a dozen, drank some more, and passed out on the couch. When I came home, all the water had boiled off and the eggs had exploded all over the kitchen. I'm still cleaning up the mess. FML

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By Mike - 31/10/2009 04:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

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By Frouse - 04/06/2019 16:00

Today, after getting home from work late last night and feeling lazy, I'd put my leftover dinner in the microwave, spoon and all. I wake up to find one of the kids started the microwave and it blew up because of the metal spoon. FML

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savage_pixie 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:47

....eggs go boom?! nice.

liljon3 0

Monday 30 March 2009 5:35

its called hard-BOILED means you have to boil them duhhh

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badnewsbruin21 0

Friday 6 March 2009 6:45

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lolen2910 3

Saturday 19 May 2012 13:49

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savage_pixie 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:47

....eggs go boom?! nice.

liljon3 0

Monday 30 March 2009 5:35

its called hard-BOILED means you have to boil them duhhh

Stay_beautiful 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:45

#7, you are my favourite person for today. lol. omg!! lol. on another note, what the hell kind of babysitter are you? why would you let them do that? I wouldn't let you babysit my kids anymore if/when I found out. If you let them do that, who knows what else you let them do...probably watch ****. YDI

skelly247 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:24

yeah...eggs in the microwave explode...i was under the impression that everyone knew that one...guess not

flake_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 15:37

#4 - um - alluminium foil - in the microwave - whatttt!

Fnukk 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 2:06

I actually cover the egg in plastic (thin plastic foil) and use this method to cook my eggs (seriously). It rocks! And how **** is this person a bad babysitter because of that? It is science; and that works, bitches.

sabatical 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 7:44

plastic foil?

sabr3sfan26 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:11

So what...just clean it...at least it was contained

whatever2468 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:51

I'd have let them do it too, just to see how long it'd cook before it exploded. Then I'd make them clean it up. #7 - Please. Enough with the MOST overused Billy Madison quote ever. Every forum on the net has this quote because some halfwit thought it was a clever way to bash someone else. The post was not incoherernt, nor was it rambling. At least use a relevant quote. Grow up.