Sports and Awkward: Mean girls

Mean girls

By Rothaar - 26/01/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and as I was pulling out my earphones and getting off my treadmill, I heard the girl behind me say to her friend on the treadmill next to her, "Wow, there have no cute guys today." Her friend replied, "None at all. It's like everyone suddenly got gay or ugly." FML

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Same thing different taste

By anonymous - 21/02/2010 15:16 - United States

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

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You deserved it 45 252

Gym culture

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to the gym. Once in the changing room, I realized I'd left my headphones at home. I had to work out without any music, so I spent the next 90 minutes being reminded how loud and obnoxious some gym-goers can be. FML

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Nice guys

By fatgirl4 - 20/07/2009 23:31 - United States

Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML

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You deserved it 6 636

By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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You deserved it 266

By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 16:00

Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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Distraction

By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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Uggos R us

By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

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Jenh42391 0

Monday 23 February 2009 1:52

awww =[ Don't listen to it. They're just bitches looking for attention...probably not even decent enough to have boyfriends so they hang around the gym looking for prey...lol

ebch 0

Friday 6 February 2009 23:24

urgh I hate that happening, but they're the failure xD

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ebch 0

Friday 6 February 2009 23:24

urgh I hate that happening, but they're the failure xD

MinorOED 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:46

I agree with comment #3; and on the upside? You probably wouldn't want to sleep with either of them anyway. Talk about frostbite. :)

Majrdestroy 20

Wednesday 22 October 2014 5:27

OOOOHHHHHH BURN! ha because its the opposite of cold....yeah sorry.

Jenh42391 0

Monday 23 February 2009 1:52

awww =[ Don't listen to it. They're just bitches looking for attention...probably not even decent enough to have boyfriends so they hang around the gym looking for prey...lol

wanderingidiot 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:29

wow, i feel for you dude why should chicks be considered hot when all they have is a good body, yet every "hot" or "cute" guy has to have a hot face?? you are right man, FYL

ntherewas1 11

Thursday 22 September 2011 16:58

Ever heard of a 'butterface'? Plus I think faces are a HUGE deal. I would rather a great face and average body over an average face and an awesome body.

Sarasa01 0

Monday 23 March 2009 7:16

I don't know, maybe they just didn't think anyone would hear them and were just making small talk about shallow things such as cute guys, like everyone else does. I see how he could be offended by it, but unlike everyone else here, I don't see how they not thinking he's hot makes them bitches, it's not like they singled him out or anything.

111615 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 0:27

12, agreed

Jackthestripper 0

Friday 10 April 2009 17:25

Number 11 - Agreed.

kitten_kelly 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:49

oouch D: i would have said they were ugly and smiled and left

PokeyStix 3

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:38

Number 11 - Not really. Guys talk about girls being ugly all the time, and when they like a girl just for their body, they're thinking with their penises - things that girls don't have.