Money: Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it....

By dannij08 - 27/01/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By mariology - 11/12/2013 12:33 - United States - Newark

Today, I found a credit card at my job. As store policy goes, we have to cut up lost cards immediately after finding them to protect the cardholders. As I grab the scissors and cut, my manager calls out, "Has anyone seen my credit card?" FML

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By Broke - 04/12/2013 08:27 - United States - The Colony

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

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By fmfl - 17/11/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML

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By 8to10days - 05/08/2010 11:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a new debit card, so I cut the old one into pieces. I then picked up my remaining card, and realized I'd cut up the wrong one. FML

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By ShortTermMemoryFailure - 01/11/2018 08:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I discovered that I once again forgot my credit card in the vending machine at work. This is the second time in a week that this happened, and now 6 coworkers have bought drinks with my card since I lost it. I have no way of making it back to work for a week. FML

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By Busted - 31/12/2009 20:52 - Mexico

Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML

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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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By Jacobro - 26/01/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it. FML

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By fleur_de_fevrier - 21/12/2008 15:36 - Ireland

Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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muchlovezoe 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 22:05

isn't that the point?

Hich17 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:04

Today I ate a tub of lard to help me gain weight. Now I'm fat. FML. You're an idiot, dude.

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muchlovezoe 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 22:05

isn't that the point?

SarahPicc 3

Tuesday 12 October 2010 7:15

I was just thinking that.

chickenflem 8

Friday 17 August 2012 12:33

Mission accomplished ! (;

Kyoakuhan 22

Saturday 26 January 2013 22:07

Yeah, i thought that was the idea.

rachelforgot2 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:22

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daveykudla88 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 3:22

haha i think u achieved ur goal there :P

Durf 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 7:46

which is exactly why you hid it, way to go :)

christoefur 0

Monday 16 March 2009 6:34

My friend cut his credit card so he wouldnt use it. Then when he was returning a watch they wouldnt let him, because he didnt have his credit card :)

crashdevil666 0

Monday 23 March 2009 0:26

LMAO OWNED

Omgwtfnoway 0

Monday 23 March 2009 8:42

How the hell do you hide something from yourself? Get completely wasted?

luvtigers22 2

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:24

How the hell can you hide something from yourself? wont you know where it is?

slightly_st00pid 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 0:38

aha, cancel it then get a new one...give it to a relative to hold onto for you next time.

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 8:27

Cancel it and get a new one. I've done this one before also. Found it a few months later.

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