Geek: Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet...

By Jacobro - 26/01/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it. FML

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You deserved it 9 366

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was excited about my new fitness tracker that I decided to go for a run to test it out. Midway through, I looked down and realized I'd forgot to turn it on. FML

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You deserved it 431

By dannij08 - 27/01/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

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You deserved it 49 276

By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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You deserved it 3 412

By Again - 25/07/2015 16:55 - United States - Pell City

Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML

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You deserved it 30 216

By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 333

You deserved it 33 563

By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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You deserved it 3 178

By Fish - 07/04/2017 02:00

Today, following the advice of not putting my wallet in my back pocket, I put my wallet in my jacket's chest pocket. I lost my jacket. FML

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You deserved it 1 516

By PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! - 08/06/2012 21:30 - Mexico

Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

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You deserved it 5 064

Losing my mind

By rawr - 30/10/2019 18:00

Today, I managed to lose a 3XL fleece jacket in my house, which had my wallet and car keys in it. I had the pleasure of explaining this to my boss when I had to call in, after everyone I called did not respond. FML

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You deserved it 354

Keep your eyes peeled

By "ironyyyyyyy" -_- - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Marion

Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness about pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML

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You deserved it 6 359

victoriadalton 0

Friday 20 February 2009 19:51

Story of my life, my friend. Story of my life.

Luled 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:30

Definition of Irony.

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victoriadalton 0

Friday 20 February 2009 19:51

Story of my life, my friend. Story of my life.

Luled 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:30

Definition of Irony.

musiclife_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:59

FAIL.

Colombus_fml 0

Friday 29 May 2009 4:58

You see, me and organization, we just don't get along. I've tried my best to be friendly, but organization always comes and kicks me in the balls.

mcnuggets 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:57

Epic FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!

Klondy 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 8:24

At least you didn't lose the wallet.

staciieee_x3 0

Friday 26 June 2009 14:39

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAIL!!!!!!!!!!

bigraws23 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 14:34

dude. wheeee do you get those? They are perfect gift for like everone in my family

popoman 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 17:08

You deserve it big time. If you don't think that, then you're very naive. You lost the wallet, even though you knew that you had a tendency to misplace things.