Today, I organized a romantic evening with one of my old squeezes in the hopes I may re-ignite something special. She showed up at 8 and told me she had to leave by 9. She was gone by 8:30. FML
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LDL
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26/1/2009 22:56
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oneangredwarf
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thats like the rudest thing! ugh i've had that happen before but not like a romantic one it was one of my friends, i feel for you.
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dani_fizzle
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well that's what you get for calling you one of your old 'squeezes'
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BarneyStinson_fml
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Ah, yes this reminds me of the Lemon Law! Maybe a largely modified version of it, but it is good to see it in use!
Or, wait for it... Perhaps, she really had some place else to be?
Either way, this doesn't seem like such a bad thing, you were left single early enough to go out for a legendary night! Call up your wingman and suit up!
Or, wait for it... Perhaps, she really had some place else to be?
Either way, this doesn't seem like such a bad thing, you were left single early enough to go out for a legendary night! Call up your wingman and suit up!
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fezhafeez
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new is always better.
-you
-you
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SureWasntMeBabe
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Well, try not to be a dumbass. I don't know how old you are, but I think i've only ever heard Paulie Shore call a date their "squeeze".... dude call Dr Steve-o
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Clare420
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I agree fully with one. The only person I ever hread use that term is my grandpa
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FMLdude886988
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ha.
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zacharytk72
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there aren't that many comments.
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technicolourain1
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squeezes..?
lmao
lmao
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PopRocks14
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who the fuck says squeezes..
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ifinsane
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No offense but that just seems like a total waste of time, if you wanna relive anger go out and shoot something at the range.
Or, wait for it... Perhaps, she really had some place else to be?
Either way, this doesn't seem like such a bad thing, you were left single early enough to go out for a legendary night! Call up your wingman and suit up!