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Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML

#11624830
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11315) - you deserved it (34726)

On 07/03/2010 at 12:04am - animals - by peanuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML

#11618988
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9396) - you deserved it (55002)

On 07/02/2010 at 7:53pm - misc - by katara (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML

#11617254
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31361) - you deserved it (5101)

On 07/02/2010 at 6:25pm - misc - by mylifesucks - Sent from mobile version

Today, after two hours, I finally got my very cranky, sick baby to fall asleep. Five minutes later, a neighbor started shooting off fireworks. FML

#11614561
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41742) - you deserved it (3703)

On 07/02/2010 at 3:29pm - kids - by yrfavweapon - United States (New York)

Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

OhTyler's comment : You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

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Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML

#11610497
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37677) - you deserved it (7562)

On 07/02/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by Mikimiks93 (woman) - South Africa (Limpopo)

Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML

#11602306
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47049) - you deserved it (3216)

On 07/02/2010 at 12:21am - work - by lmao4eva93 - United States (North Carolina)

palatapus's comment : Lol you should've told her.

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Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

#11586440
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38513) - you deserved it (7888)

On 07/01/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by cooldude (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

#11584447
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41712) - you deserved it (17500)

On 07/01/2010 at 8:11am - intimacy - by jane smith - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

chocolatemocha's comment : 1. He's saying that you're beautiful. 2. He won't listen to what anyone else says about you. Why is that so bad?

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