Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
by Jake Whitte / 06/06/2011 at 9:50am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
A7X_LoVeee's comment : Well duh. It was Facebook official.
by Anonymous / 06/06/2011 at 9:13am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
by rapturezz / 06/06/2011 at 3:55am / United States / Miscellaneous
by ... / 06/06/2011 at 3:44am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
iAmScrubs's comment : he's got the heart of a champion. Don't take that away from him.
by dwhite032 / 06/06/2011 at 3:06am / United States (Indiana) / Geek
by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
mrahhhhh's comment : it's MTV, so who gives a shit what they think?
by K123 / 06/06/2011 at 1:22am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Username / 06/06/2011 at 12:48am / United States / Transportation
by Username / 06/05/2011 at 11:29pm / United States / Transportation
Today, while driving with my three year old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML
by Whoops / 06/05/2011 at 9:44pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
by kringr / 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML
by / 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm / United States / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…