By screwed - 29/5/2009 23:21 - United States
Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
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  christyxbee  |  15

His parents must be delusional. If he has only minor injuries, the money the insurance will be giving back isn't going to be enough for a glamourous trip like that. Hence, the term "minor" injuries.

By  MrZach  |  0

That money = yours. They cannot touch it, so it doesn't matter what they think they wanna spend it on. You get access to it when you turn 18. That's how it is in New york.