FML : Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my...

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pissingcontest - / Saturday 30 May 2009 00:10 / United States

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By jengen | 0

#244372 - Saturday 30 May 2009 09:46

that's definitely some serious pee session.

By HeyitsPheddy | 0

#244379 - Saturday 30 May 2009 09:48

kinky.

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By XxDemonxX | 0

#244367 - Saturday 30 May 2009 09:45

That sucks. but seriously you should of stood normal. one your focused on your man hood. stay alert. lmfao. and first? ;D

jesbar95 | 10

#2418974 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 11:10

Maybe you should have stopped pissing.

Atomosk | 3

#4080715 - Friday 24 February 2012 05:57

That comment literally made no sense...

toxic_hippos | 11

#6071900 - Tuesday 23 September 2014 03:46

You can't just stop..

ILookAtFMLs | 13

#6139748 - Tuesday 9 December 2014 05:32

#77 Oh, wow. I thought it figuratively made no sense.

By jengen | 0

#244372 - Saturday 30 May 2009 09:46

that's definitely some serious pee session.

ryguy997 | 0

#977421 - Saturday 10 April 2010 08:39

serious? hah lol

ryguy997 | 0

#977423 - Saturday 10 April 2010 08:40

a serious piss? WTF!?!? hah lol. DAMN ANTI FLOOD!!!!!

By HeyitsPheddy | 0

#244379 - Saturday 30 May 2009 09:48

kinky.

By BaldOuting | 0

#244382 - Saturday 30 May 2009 09:49

YDI. end of story.

By Hazimius | 0

#244386 - Saturday 30 May 2009 09:50

FYL for poor bladder control.

By arcturusvi | 0

#244389 - Saturday 30 May 2009 09:51

That sucks. It's hard not to get too relaxed with those kinds of pisses.

By Lifey66 | 0

#244396 - Saturday 30 May 2009 09:53

this is why its better to be a girl sometimes.

By plethora | 3

#244402 - Saturday 30 May 2009 09:56

"A serious piss"? Ahahaha. Pissing r srs bizness!

By redbluegreen | 40

#244409 - Saturday 30 May 2009 10:03

Hahaha, I almost wish i was there to see that. #8 made my day.

By rallets | 22

#244413 - Saturday 30 May 2009 10:07

jeez man, you sprayed all over me. there i am, taking a piss, when all of a sudden, OLD FAITHFUL out of nowhere.

ryguy997 | 0

#977426 - Saturday 10 April 2010 08:42

HAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO! DAMN ANTI FLOOD!!!!!!!! DAMN ANTI FLOOD!!!!!!!!

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