Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML
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xkonstantine125x
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LMAO HAHAHAA FYL
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danyfuckinheatle
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FAGGG
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Revalation
| 2
hehe :)
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lexa1love
| 16
Damn. I thought he was going to say that he had smoked bath salts.
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lincolnkite
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It happened before that lol
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StuckZ
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He was probably kidding. FYL anyway.
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hk_fml
| 9
Ohhhh man.
That is so unfortunate.
That is so unfortunate.
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cutiepie111
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WHY ARE YOU RETARTED?
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cutiepie111
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oops srry, I meant 2 comment on #4
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naroushh
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HOW CAN YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE A PIZZA ???????/
LOLLLLLL
LOLLLLLL
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peacelovepugs
| 7
acne.
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baydestrian_girl
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Dayuumm! That's all bad!
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anglcdvl89
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YUMMY!
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kayC7
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You shouldn't mentioned it has lots of gooey, melted cheese, too! Mm, mm good.
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tehefyl
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hahaa that sucks. protip: proactive
kids say the darndest things though
fyl
kids say the darndest things though
fyl
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uhmfml
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Is your face just THAT greasy???
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redbluegreen
| 40
Is he referring to acne? That's the only logical thing I can think of. Or maybe your makeup sucks.
This is funny though.
This is funny though.
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ionboy
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LOL FYL
That is so unfortunate.