By PiZzA_FaCe - 29/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML
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Ohhhh man. That is so unfortunate.

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Damn. I thought he was going to say that he had smoked bath salts.

lincolnkite 6

It happened before that lol

He was probably kidding. FYL anyway.

Ohhhh man. That is so unfortunate.

cutiepie111 3

WHY ARE YOU RETARTED?

cutiepie111 3

oops srry, I meant 2 comment on #4

HOW CAN YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE A PIZZA ???????/ LOLLLLLL

baydestrian_girl 0

Dayuumm! That's all bad!

You shouldn't mentioned it has lots of gooey, melted cheese, too! Mm, mm good.

hahaa that sucks. protip: proactive kids say the darndest things though fyl

Is your face just THAT greasy???

Is he referring to acne? That's the only logical thing I can think of. Or maybe your makeup sucks. This is funny though.