FML : Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because...

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Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By PiZzA_FaCe - / Friday 29 May 2009 21:09 / United States

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By peacelovepugs | 7

#3013067 - Monday 1 August 2011 6:34

acne.

By hk_fml | 9

#243416 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:39

Ohhhh man.
That is so unfortunate.

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By xkonstantine125x | 7

#243403 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:36

LMAO HAHAHAA FYL

danyfuckinheatle | 0

#1050880 - Thursday 1 July 2010 7:16

FAGGG

Revalation | 2

#2962014 - Sunday 24 July 2011 2:54

hehe :)

lexa1love | 16

#4540542 - Friday 8 June 2012 16:20

Damn. I thought he was going to say that he had smoked bath salts.

lincolnkite | 6

#5464213 - Thursday 25 April 2013 8:26

It happened before that lol

By StuckZ | 0

#243414 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:39

He was probably kidding. FYL anyway.

By hk_fml | 9

#243416 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:39

Ohhhh man.
That is so unfortunate.

cutiepie111 | 3

#4036567 - Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:12

WHY ARE YOU RETARTED?

cutiepie111 | 3

#4036585 - Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:17

oops srry, I meant 2 comment on #4

By naroushh | 0

#243420 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:39

HOW CAN YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE A PIZZA ???????/
LOLLLLLL

peacelovepugs | 7

#3013067 - Monday 1 August 2011 6:34

acne.

By baydestrian_girl | 0

#243437 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:42

Dayuumm! That's all bad!

By anglcdvl89 | 0

#243440 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:42

YUMMY!

kayC7 | 0

#1197281 - Friday 6 August 2010 7:45

You shouldn't mentioned it has lots of gooey, melted cheese, too! Mm, mm good.

By tehefyl | 0

#243442 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:42

hahaa that sucks. protip: proactive
kids say the darndest things though
fyl

By uhmfml | 0

#243443 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:42

Is your face just THAT greasy???

By redbluegreen | 40

#243444 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:42

Is he referring to acne? That's the only logical thing I can think of. Or maybe your makeup sucks.

This is funny though.

By ionboy | 0

#243447 - Saturday 30 May 2009 1:43

LOL FYL

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