By PiZzA_FaCe - 29/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML
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Ohhhh man. That is so unfortunate.

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Damn. I thought he was going to say that he had smoked bath salts.

It happened before that lol

He was probably kidding. FYL anyway.

Ohhhh man. That is so unfortunate.

WHY ARE YOU RETARTED?

oops srry, I meant 2 comment on #4

HOW CAN YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE A PIZZA ???????/ LOLLLLLL

Dayuumm! That's all bad!

You shouldn't mentioned it has lots of gooey, melted cheese, too! Mm, mm good.

hahaa that sucks. protip: proactive kids say the darndest things though fyl

Is your face just THAT greasy???

Is he referring to acne? That's the only logical thing I can think of. Or maybe your makeup sucks. This is funny though.