FML : Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind,...

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Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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By mraow123 - / Saturday 30 May 2009 05:04 / United States

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By Juggalette_623 | 8

#244550 - Saturday 30 May 2009 12:12

Ouch. Ever think your dog hates you?

By Asdas_fml | 0

#244561 - Saturday 30 May 2009 12:15

I'm pretty sure a dog will notice if his owner faceplants into the sidewalk right next to him. Or then you have blind and deaf dog. Every dog that I've ever had would get scared right away, or at least wouldn't pee on you. Then again, you might be one of those dog owners that gets dominated by their little cute dogs.

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By stiles_fml | 0

#244539 - Saturday 30 May 2009 12:07

dogs r funny first

By Juggalette_623 | 8

#244550 - Saturday 30 May 2009 12:12

Ouch. Ever think your dog hates you?

By Asdas_fml | 0

#244561 - Saturday 30 May 2009 12:15

I'm pretty sure a dog will notice if his owner faceplants into the sidewalk right next to him. Or then you have blind and deaf dog. Every dog that I've ever had would get scared right away, or at least wouldn't pee on you. Then again, you might be one of those dog owners that gets dominated by their little cute dogs.

By Shunnabunich | 0

#244563 - Saturday 30 May 2009 12:18

He was waiting all week for that chance. Now he's gonna post it online for virtual high-fives from all his homies.

By waspbr | 4

#244566 - Saturday 30 May 2009 12:20

he was just marking his territory. So in essence all your dog was trying to say was one thing: OWNED so yeah FYL

By Virtuoso | 0

#244577 - Saturday 30 May 2009 12:25

Your dog is psychic, he was waiting for it to happen

By JarJarBinks_fml | 0

#244578 - Saturday 30 May 2009 12:25

Perhaps he's trying to tell you you resemble a tree/car tire

By butter_flew | 0

#244580 - Saturday 30 May 2009 12:26

haha.. fyl ;p

By Indiana_fml | 4

#244583 - Saturday 30 May 2009 12:30

#6 LMAO

By altna | 4

#244586 - Saturday 30 May 2009 12:31

He planned it.

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