Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML
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stiles_fml
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dogs r funny
first
first
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Juggalette_623
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Ouch. Ever think your dog hates you?
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Asdas_fml
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I'm pretty sure a dog will notice if his owner faceplants into the sidewalk right next to him. Or then you have blind and deaf dog.
Every dog that I've ever had would get scared right away, or at least wouldn't pee on you. Then again, you might be one of those dog owners that gets dominated by their little cute dogs.
Every dog that I've ever had would get scared right away, or at least wouldn't pee on you. Then again, you might be one of those dog owners that gets dominated by their little cute dogs.
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Shunnabunich
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He was waiting all week for that chance. Now he's gonna post it online for virtual high-fives from all his homies.
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waspbr
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he was just marking his territory. So in essence all your dog was trying to say was one thing:
OWNED
so yeah FYL
OWNED
so yeah FYL
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Virtuoso
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Your dog is psychic, he was waiting for it to happen
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JarJarBinks_fml
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Perhaps he's trying to tell you you resemble a tree/car tire
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butter_flew
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haha..
fyl
;p
fyl
;p
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Indiana_fml
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#6 LMAO
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altna
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He planned it.
Every dog that I've ever had would get scared right away, or at least wouldn't pee on you. Then again, you might be one of those dog owners that gets dominated by their little cute dogs.