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Pennywise gonna get you

By dumbo - 29/05/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

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You deserved it 9 042

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By trickortreat - 01/11/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

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You deserved it 5 090

Clown World

By sweetsixteen - 22/06/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

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You deserved it 5 848

By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 08:23 - France

Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML

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You deserved it 4 364

By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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You deserved it 11 474

By Noname - 19/02/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML

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You deserved it 29 125

By J…… - 24/11/2009 18:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I watched Paranormal Activity, which is known to be "the scariest film ever." After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML

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You deserved it 35 497

By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

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You deserved it 2 032

By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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You deserved it 241

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 02:06 - Canada

Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

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You deserved it 7 383

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By Chris - 18/08/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was home alone and decided to try on my Halloween costume, a giant inflatable dinosaur suit. As I was prancing around the living room, my doorbell rang. Without thinking, I answered it. It was the mailman with a package. The look on his face as he handed a T-rex a box was priceless, but now he probably thinks I’m nuts. FML

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You deserved it 401

Jaywin 3

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:43

I loved how you used "like a chihuahua on drugs" to describe your actions. I'm adding this to my favorites just because I like your writing style.

sadlife67 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:41

when its up put an fml telling the url

Comments

pepperburn 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:38

lol guess you got set up

reyemrein 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:43

YDI the movie it is not scary at all and even if it was the clown in it doesn't ring your doorbell.

Allie26 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:31

SEND ME THEINK!

purplebluetattoo 3

Saturday 1 May 2010 18:29

YDI for acting like a chiahuahua on drugs. lol

andrewzzz 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 4:20

rofl u should get revenge if they r guys just tell everyone u walked in on on of em and they have 2 and a half inches... hard

btnhdude 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 11:53

I still have this fml on my favorites!

fmlAllStar7274 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:39

LOL that is hilarous cant wait to see the video on youtube :)

nabee26 15

Saturday 30 June 2012 0:55

Agreed!... ;)

sadlife67 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:41

when its up put an fml telling the url

legitfick 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:42

that is so great, props to your friends they sound like a cool bunch

Oupazas 1

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:43

Prank them back and turn this into an ongoing war.

mich23 10

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:43

ehh thats not all that bad, many people would have freaked out if this happened

BirdieCurls 25

Saturday 5 July 2014 16:40

She could have a phobia of clowns. My stepmom has a very severe one, actually.

Jaywin 3

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:43

I loved how you used "like a chihuahua on drugs" to describe your actions. I'm adding this to my favorites just because I like your writing style.

jennapokorny 0

Monday 9 May 2011 5:34

me too!

nabee26 15

Saturday 30 June 2012 0:57

me three!!! Lol

blond13gurl13 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:44

definitely post the url for this

drama582 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:44

Haha, that sucks, Let us know when the video is uploaded :P

anglcdvl89 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:44

Why within the week? I'd put that ish up ASAP lol But really, you'll laugh about this. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But someday. And if you don't...then you really need to learn how to laugh at yourself. And look on the bright side, at least you didn't piss yourself.