By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML
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Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.

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Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.

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jakefml33 0

if you do that, you're gonna have a bad time.

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omgitserinnn 0

hello?!? haha shes mary poppins for a reason. no one can do what she can do:) sorry bout the leg tho.

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Loosechange 0

Why are you sorry to hear that #1 it is his own fault and also how do you break your leg jumping off a shed.

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mystic_star 0

sounds to me like OP was high... I hope.

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FTang 0

let's hope so. if he's not a troll, he should jump of something much taller, and rid the world of another idiot.

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Kurg 0

hahaha your stupid. I literally said this out loud when I read it XD good luck with the leg though.

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OgodTHATSfunny 0

u r most likely a 40 year old virgin 400 pounds and a high school dropout

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saxman45 0

Ya know, weird shit tends to happen when you are a complete dumbass. Think next time and maybe things will look up for you

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holygodthatshars 0

OMFG me and my friends did that on a fence! lol... it was SUPER windy and my one friend, his little sister was flying for a sec!! lol

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evamusical 12

Supercalifragilisticexpiali - ouch! Break a leg was not meant literally u know

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FML_Elle 17

I hope the umbrella was okay. Jk I'm glad your okay but that's pretty stupid

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Fireashes250 16

@ #443 If op was seven, they might have been able to "float"

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MehrunesDagon456 20

Is it that hard to spell though? Why must you spell it like tho? (Not a grammar nazi, but it just really bugs me.)

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LyricaSilvan 29

For the sake of humanity, I hope OP is sterile.

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Kiri_fml 0

You deserved it, that was just plain dumb.

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epicenur 2

you sound like my friend who tried to armor lock and punched the ground to hard.

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wGx14 12

Honestly, OP is lucky natural selection didn't take her out of the population on this one.

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lol_seriously 0

Well that was pretty ******* stupid now wasn't it?

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GameRater01 0

Are you seven years old or something? How could you think that would work without hurting yourself?

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ndvorsky 4

I did that when I was seven, I did not get hurt but as I was falling I slid to the side

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viperstrike05 0

I used to do a similar thing when I was a kid with plastic bags for a parachute, but I knew the bag wasn't going to slow me down and the jump wasn't high enough to hurt me. I was about 7, YDI.

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Rape_Laser 0

I did that once when I was five it was like 1 foot drop lol

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