how electrifying

Comment 19. Golden And man that sucks

i finally understand what this post means. the mix-n-match style grammar and tenses slowed my decryption. this post - it means you're a whiny little bitch. a static shock is the pain equivalent of scratching yourself with the hard side of velcro. in fact i can't believe isn't more painful (or at least "shocking") having ice on your cock. drama queen. i bet you don't even have a girlfriend. if you did' you'd have better things to do than make up tall tales. besides, this can't be true. nothing in the world should make a straight man say no to a blowjob. you pulled your wee wee up between your legs and squealed all the way home.

Dude that sucks, that's a story.....

now THATS passionate.

Ouch XD Well when you're all healed up you'll have something the two of you can laugh about :)

#19... *sigh* Thats pretty funny... That happened to my friend once. He said his gf laughed so hard.

Sounds like you have an electric sex organ

DUDE! you have an electric penis, you're a pornstar now! Raunchy robot sex 6: attack of the sexbot

lol. Oh no, you didn't get a blowjob. Get over it.