By beerpong26 - 06/02/2009 19:54 - United States

By beerpong26 - 06/02/2009 19:54 - United States
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how electrifying
at least she laughed it off
at first I read ice as ice cream and I had NO IDEA what happened
No, not really!
Comment 19. Golden And man that sucks
i finally understand what this post means. the mix-n-match style grammar and tenses slowed my decryption. this post - it means you're a whiny little bitch. a static shock is the pain equivalent of scratching yourself with the hard side of velcro. in fact i can't believe isn't more painful (or at least "shocking") having ice on your cock. drama queen. i bet you don't even have a girlfriend. if you did' you'd have better things to do than make up tall tales. besides, this can't be true. nothing in the world should make a straight man say no to a blowjob. you pulled your wee wee up between your legs and squealed all the way home.
now THATS passionate.
Ouch XD Well when you're all healed up you'll have something the two of you can laugh about :)
They say that when you meet "the one" there will be sparks!
DUDE! you have an electric penis, you're a pornstar now! Raunchy robot sex 6: attack of the sexbot
lol. Oh no, you didn't get a blowjob. Get over it.
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how electrifying
now THATS passionate.