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By  quiksta  |  0

i finally understand what this post means. the mix-n-match style grammar and tenses slowed my decryption. this post - it means you're a whiny little bitch. a static shock is the pain equivalent of scratching yourself with the hard side of velcro. in fact i can't believe isn't more painful (or at least "shocking") having ice on your cock. drama queen. i bet you don't even have a girlfriend. if you did' you'd have better things to do than make up tall tales. besides, this can't be true. nothing in the world should make a straight man say no to a blowjob. you pulled your wee wee up between your legs and squealed all the way home.

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