Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML
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marinus_fml
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Was this the first time you ever shaved?
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SpaceMannn
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I sure hope you didn't decide to shave down there thinking it couldn't possibly happen a third time..
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fyllmao
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that sucks ass tour not wry smart but I'd probly do the same thing
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OochenSnoochen
| 15
That sucks ass too. You're nit smart, but I'd probably do that too.
this is not an attack on your comment. I put this here just so I can understand it.
this is not an attack on your comment. I put this here just so I can understand it.
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fyllmao
| 0
lol sorry my iPod screwd up tiny buttons ya know
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OochenSnoochen
| 15
yeah I know lol. look what my iPod done to my "not"
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anorexicbarbie
| 8
Don't blame the iPod.
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schwancy
| 2
Blame the brain.
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deformedsurf
| 0
I blame fat sausage fingers.
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marinus_fml
| 19
Was this the first time you ever shaved?
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J0gby
| 0
........
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Avenger_fml
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your comment is pointless.
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Kua_Mei
| 0
Actually, it has eight.
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zyzter
| 0
hahahahahhahahahahahaha
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Puddings
| 3
o
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millionaire93
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hahahaha outch I'm sure that hurt.
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marinus_fml
| 19
Was this the first time you ever shaved?
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aliadnan708
| 6
sounds like it
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TeenieAmerica
| 9
Uh, I've been shaving since I was 11 and I still cut myself sometimes...
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farkie3
| 8
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. OP's insane.
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analyzewithin
| 0
this made me lol.
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iampunk
| 0
lol.
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iamchuck
| 0
Hairy pits is the way to go. Millions of Frenchies can't be wrong.
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iamchuck
| 0
What the he'll for? Is Frenchies too offensive? Someones poor widdle feelings get hurt?
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iamchuck
| 0
Oh, wow, sorry. I didn't know the French were a race now, or even an ethnicity. I thought it was still a nationality. My bad.
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Cinn_fml
| 22
Well, if you've managed to shave successfully lots of times before, then this was just a painful accident. However, if this is a regular occurance you might want to think about alternatives that don't involve sharp objects...
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ImaginaryFoe
| 0
Or changing the razor. Dull razors lead to more cuts.
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Cinn_fml
| 22
Or that.
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deformedsurf
| 0
Or being less hairy, you buffalo.
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FyourLIFEdotCOM8
| 0
yeah maybe op needs to switch to waxing it's not as bloody.
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xsilentxninjax
| 10
Isn't that why she was shaving in the first place...?
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sammour
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Seriously wtf... use another type of razors!!!
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SpaceMannn
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I sure hope you didn't decide to shave down there thinking it couldn't possibly happen a third time..
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MissErikaHart
| 0
just make sure u never put on deodorant the day u shave. it could give u a rash
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TheIrishJaneDoe
| 8
Lulz at the comment jump.
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5t3ff1k4h
| 44
Erika, I usually shave in the shower and put deodorant on right after my shower so I don't stink. I don't get a rash.
Obviously you're doing something wrong if you're getting a rash.
Obviously you're doing something wrong if you're getting a rash.
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TaylorTotsYumm
| 10
Not obviously. She could have sensative skin.