By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 10:57 - Australia

Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML
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marinus_fml 19

Was this the first time you ever shaved?

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SpaceMannn 0

I sure hope you didn't decide to shave down there thinking it couldn't possibly happen a third time..

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fyllmao 0

that sucks ass tour not wry smart but I'd probly do the same thing

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OochenSnoochen 15

That sucks ass too. You're nit smart, but I'd probably do that too. this is not an attack on your comment. I put this here just so I can understand it.

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fyllmao 0

lol sorry my iPod screwd up tiny buttons ya know

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OochenSnoochen 15

yeah I know lol. look what my iPod done to my "not"

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anorexicbarbie 8

Don't blame the iPod.

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schwancy 2

Blame the brain.

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deformedsurf 0

I blame fat sausage fingers.

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marinus_fml 19

Was this the first time you ever shaved?

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J0gby 0

........

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Avenger_fml 0

your comment is pointless.

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Kua_Mei 0

Actually, it has eight.

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zyzter 0

hahahahahhahahahahahaha

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millionaire93 0

hahahaha outch I'm sure that hurt.

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marinus_fml 19

Was this the first time you ever shaved?

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aliadnan708 6

sounds like it

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TeenieAmerica 9

Uh, I've been shaving since I was 11 and I still cut myself sometimes...

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farkie3 8

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. OP's insane.

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analyzewithin 0

this made me lol. +/-

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iamchuck 0

Hairy pits is the way to go. Millions of Frenchies can't be wrong.

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iamchuck 0

What the he'll for? Is Frenchies too offensive? Someones poor widdle feelings get hurt?

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iamchuck 0

Oh, wow, sorry. I didn't know the French were a race now, or even an ethnicity. I thought it was still a nationality. My bad.

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Cinn_fml 22

Well, if you've managed to shave successfully lots of times before, then this was just a painful accident. However, if this is a regular occurance you might want to think about alternatives that don't involve sharp objects...

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Or changing the razor. Dull razors lead to more cuts.

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deformedsurf 0

Or being less hairy, you buffalo.

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FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

yeah maybe op needs to switch to waxing it's not as bloody.

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xsilentxninjax 10

Isn't that why she was shaving in the first place...?

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sammour 0

Seriously wtf... use another type of razors!!!

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SpaceMannn 0

I sure hope you didn't decide to shave down there thinking it couldn't possibly happen a third time..

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MissErikaHart 0

just make sure u never put on deodorant the day u shave. it could give u a rash

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Lulz at the comment jump.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Erika, I usually shave in the shower and put deodorant on right after my shower so I don't stink. I don't get a rash. Obviously you're doing something wrong if you're getting a rash.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Not obviously. She could have sensative skin.

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