By Wade - 30/05/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML
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Gross. Hopefully you went straight home after- I'd hate to have people thinking that I peed on myself... or didn't clean myself on a daily basis, etc.

uuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhh how could you not smell it?????????????? shit son

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hahaha, that is awesome:D

I wasted the first comment space batches

^^^^agreed^^^ SWEET!!!

That must have pissed you off!

Let me guess, OP lives in San Francisco

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Poor you!

dude that sucks homeless people can be gross

Gross. Hopefully you went straight home after- I'd hate to have people thinking that I peed on myself... or didn't clean myself on a daily basis, etc.

uuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhh how could you not smell it?????????????? shit son

You should team up with the guy below you.

I've totally seen that shit before. There's this homeless guy who's always by the park near by house who acts like one of the trees is his girlfriend or something. He's always talking to it, hugging it, or pissing on it. Golden shower FTL

Hey don't talk about Emma that way me and her have a very very close relationship. Got to love those woodpecker holes

fuck that! you shud get your assed checked! I would have chundered everywhere

And you didn't smell the great parfume thats called morning urine? YDI.

Yeah, see, this is why I don't go to public parks anymore. Not really, but that's just gross. I hope you went home immediately, showered, and washed your clothes. I didn't think urine was incredibly fragrant, and people don't really check where they sit in the first place. At least, I don't notice people checking.