By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I won $200 a contest at a bar. The manager took me to a vault where money collected from the strippers go into a pool. He told me that at least half of the bills were slid through a strippers butt crack so I was to "choose wisely". FML
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pwnrzero 0

you got the 200 dollars and most money goes through much grosser stuff anyway, without you knowing deal with it, and take it like a a mature human being! [i couldn't say man because i didnt know if you are a man]

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untoldfame 3
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so, you go to a strip club, looking at the strippers, giving them money, but when they try giving you money you think its gross? maybe you should give it to them in envolopes next time :)

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bosco_kk 0

Wow, gross.

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wowthatshorrible_fml 0

not really it's a stripper then it's gotta be sexy

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ZleveL 0
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it's not gross! he'll, if it were me I'd lick the money

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ugwmii 0
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I know it's not gross, this guy must be homo or Mormon or something weird.

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Compwiz1993 0
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...and how is this an FML?

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RyanKaufman 7
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I agree, this is one BS of an FML. I mean I'd take 200 gladly. If you're so disgusted by stripper ass maybe you shouldn't fucking be in a bar. And not to mention you never know where a bill has been that's given to unless you saw it made.

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Endymion_fml 0
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Your free money might be slightly gross. BAAAAAAAW.

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This_Guy 0

You should have asked for some gloves.

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purple5 0
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Could always cash it in at the bank then take it out another time.

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pwnrzero 0

you got the 200 dollars and most money goes through much grosser stuff anyway, without you knowing deal with it, and take it like a a mature human being! [i couldn't say man because i didnt know if you are a man]

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fireandice92 0

Think about thts prolly true for about 80% of dollar bills

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GoMeat4103 0

Your money also has cocaine on it, whether it was used to snort coke or not. And studies show that places like ATMs are some of the dirtiest places in the world.

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Itsallgoodhere 0

I'm sure that all money has been through worse. This isn't really an FML or a YDI.

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hamburglar 0
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Money is supposed to be one of the dirtiest things we normally come into contact with...

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