FML : Today, I won $200 a contest at a bar. The manager took me to a vault where money collected from the strippers go into a pool. He told me that at least...

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Today, I won $200 a contest at a bar. The manager took me to a vault where money collected from the strippers go into a pool. He told me that at least half of the bills were slid through a strippers butt crack so I was to "choose wisely". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 30 May 2009 11:39 / Canada

Money

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By pwnrzero | 0

#245354 - Saturday 30 May 2009 08:12

you got the 200 dollars and most money goes through much grosser stuff anyway, without you knowing deal with it, and take it like a a mature human being! [i couldn't say man because i didnt know if you are a man]

By untoldfame | 3

#245442 - Saturday 30 May 2009 08:35

so, you go to a strip club, looking at the strippers, giving them money, but when they try giving you money you think its gross? maybe you should give it to them in envolopes next time :)

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By bosco_kk | 0

#245294 - Saturday 30 May 2009 08:00

Wow, gross.

fball913 | 0

#960883 - Thursday 18 March 2010 04:33

not

wowthatshorrible_fml | 0

#1114071 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 04:31

not really it's a stripper then it's gotta be sexy

ZleveL | 0

#1147785 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 11:31

it's not gross! he'll, if it were me I'd lick the money

ugwmii | 0

#2161769 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 01:03

I know it's not gross, this guy must be homo or Mormon or something weird.

By Compwiz1993 | 0

#245318 - Saturday 30 May 2009 08:05

...and how is this an FML?

RyanKaufman | 7

#740307 - Monday 28 December 2010 08:09

I agree, this is one BS of an FML. I mean I'd take 200 gladly. If you're so disgusted by stripper ass maybe you shouldn't fucking be in a bar. And not to mention you never know where a bill has been that's given to unless you saw it made.

By Endymion_fml | 0

#245321 - Saturday 30 May 2009 08:06

Your free money might be slightly gross. BAAAAAAAW.

By This_Guy | 0

#245328 - Saturday 30 May 2009 08:07

You should have asked for some gloves.

By purple5 | 0

#245348 - Saturday 30 May 2009 08:11

Could always cash it in at the bank then take it out another time.

By pwnrzero | 0

#245354 - Saturday 30 May 2009 08:12

By fireandice92 | 0

#245361 - Saturday 30 May 2009 08:14

Think about thts prolly true for about 80% of dollar bills

By GoMeat4103 | 0

#245366 - Saturday 30 May 2009 08:15

Your money also has cocaine on it, whether it was used to snort coke or not. And studies show that places like ATMs are some of the dirtiest places in the world.