FML : Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out. I decided to look at my camera to figure out what happened the night before. All my pictures...

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Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out. I decided to look at my camera to figure out what happened the night before. All my pictures were deleted except one video of me dancing to Lollipop by Lil Wayne, and giving a lapdance and head to my giant plush rat. FML

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You deserved it

By crunkdrunk - / Sunday 31 May 2009 05:48 / United States

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By lifsukssumtimes | 0

#247571 - Sunday 31 May 2009 15:45

holy shit

By cheese1756 | 0

#247586 - Sunday 31 May 2009 15:47

Since when did giant plush rats have genitals?

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By lifsukssumtimes | 0

#247571 - Sunday 31 May 2009 15:45

holy shit

Allison_H | 0

#996305 - Monday 17 May 2010 19:44

Holy shit is that the Grinch!? *slips off of roof* *lands on windshield of truck below* HOLY CHRISTMAS BALLS!
But no seriously, the OP is made of win. That is the greatest shit I've ever read.

BoWZeR | 1

#1011672 - Saturday 29 May 2010 20:42

how could u tell what song it was by just looking at a picture if it was a video ok this is so fake queer

10_4Franky | 0

#1131012 - Saturday 24 July 2010 0:27

Hey retarded fuck, read the comment again.

ymonkey96 | 0

#1422670 - Saturday 18 September 2010 14:35

hey stupid op said video

zone123 | 0

#1530514 - Monday 11 October 2010 4:24

Maybe you should get so drunk so you can remember....

globalmeltdown | 3

#1702113 - Sunday 14 November 2010 22:38

haha kinda reminds me of 'the hangover'

xcrunner_725 | 4

#2888686 - Thursday 14 July 2011 8:02

why the hell do you have a giant plush rat

MrsDruidess | 23

#5796744 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 10:01

so this is where Miley Cyrus got her Superbowl video idea from!! You had it 4 years before her, maybe you can sue? But than you have to show the video in court... the millions might not be worth the humiliation

By XantesFire | 0

#247578 - Sunday 31 May 2009 15:46

Link.

Nannoo | 0

#1712756 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 6:31

I didn't realize you could hear pictures.

chloe2114 | 4

#2447418 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:25

erm, itd not a comment, it's an FML...

FutureUSM | 16

#6451810 - Tuesday 3 November 2015 3:31

Re-read the fml

By microfilms | 0

#247585 - Sunday 31 May 2009 15:46

how exactly does one give head to a stuffed doll. then again you there is a large variety of care bear sex toys

XxEmoSnowboarder | 8

#2521761 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:11

i was wondering the same thing lol

By cheese1756 | 0

#247586 - Sunday 31 May 2009 15:47

Since when did giant plush rats have genitals?

By o_m_g_joe | 0

#247588 - Sunday 31 May 2009 15:48

i typically would'nt say this but man i wish i was a rat lol

By ilovefmlife | 0

#247589 - Sunday 31 May 2009 15:48

woahhhh crazy nightt
lol

By murderofcrows | 0

#247591 - Sunday 31 May 2009 15:48

Ew. Fyl. Get a girlfriend

blocparty | 0

#1942137 - Saturday 8 January 2011 9:55

She's a girl... Maybe you'll be needing some glasses? :)

By locasocha | 0

#247595 - Sunday 31 May 2009 15:49

she probably thought the rat's long nose was a penis

either that or the tail

By iknow_fml | 0

#247597 - Sunday 31 May 2009 15:50

What do you want for your birthday ?
i was thinking maybe a giant plush animal , you know like that
you can lapdance and give them head all you want.
Its great i know once a crazy drunked girl did it .

By AnneFTW | 17

#247605 - Sunday 31 May 2009 15:52

You completely deserve it - you did all those things yourself.
The alcohol just helped you along. Know when to stop.

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