FML : Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out my Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting across from me points and tells...

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Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out my Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting across from me points and tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when you become his bitch!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By satanlovesme - / Saturday 30 May 2009 23:22 / United States

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By SP63_fml | 0

#246551 - Sunday 31 May 2009 03:45

Ugh. I was raised Christian, and always will be, but these kind of people are what gives Christians the names they have. Wouldn't it be great if there was a world where people could co-exist, and go about as they wish? I know many Athiests, Muslims, and even a few Buddhists. They're all nice people, I could care less about who they worship, or if they do at all. But then again, I've been excommunicated from my church, supposedly for these reasons. Oh well, who cares, I refuse to join a church that discriminates.

By NoMercy_fml | 0

#246523 - Sunday 31 May 2009 03:39

LOL. I didn't know Satan had a manual.

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By baby_love | 0

#246514 - Sunday 31 May 2009 03:37

lmao ouch! psycho people

By loto_fml | 3

#246515 - Sunday 31 May 2009 03:38

How is this an FML?

By jewelzgalore | 0

#246518 - Sunday 31 May 2009 03:38

Creepy...

By Meowff | 0

#246519 - Sunday 31 May 2009 03:38

This isn't an fml. But it's funny. XD

By fnool | 0

#246520 - Sunday 31 May 2009 03:38

Where's the "your life isn't fucked; you're a superior human being" button? Actually, no, scratch that. You read cosmopolitan. I agree. You're fucked. You poor, poor prole. Next.