by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 12:17am / Miscellaneous
RecklessJellyBea's comment : I'm surprised you were even invited.
by evomadrid24 / 06/01/2011 at 10:48pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by GTR / 06/01/2011 at 9:25pm / United Kingdom / Transportation
by ven980 / 06/01/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Stiny / 06/01/2011 at 2:44pm / United States / Health
ihasbrains's comment : At least it wasn't your balls
by Anonymous / 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
iAmScrubs's comment : in my bed, on your bed, on the kitchen table, In the washing machine, in the sink, In your shower, on the stairs...
by trafficfail / 06/01/2011 at 12:43pm / Transportation
by quickfingers100 / 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm / United Kingdom / Work
by aarone23 / 06/01/2011 at 9:30am / United States (Oklahoma) / Transportation
by Username / 06/01/2011 at 8:35am / Canada / Work
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
by iscreamforicecream / 06/01/2011 at 7:53am / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
by Golden~ / 06/01/2011 at 5:20am / Canada (Ontario) / Money