Today, I got into my first car accident. Extremely upset, I called my parents, because it was their car and I didn't know what to do. I told them what happened, and asked if they were on their way to where I was. My dad's response was, "Hell no, we're eating dinner." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML
Today, I was sent by my mother and her boyfriend to pick up some take-out. After getting the food, I began to turn out once the traffic light was green. An asshole cop sped past the red light and slammed into my car, totaling it. When I called my house, my mom's boyfriend asked, "Where's our dinner?" I'm fine, by the way. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, I was involved in a car crash. When I told him, my boyfriend was more interested in what he was going to have for lunch. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, I was busy working on a paper, so my parents offered to go get me some Mexican food. Eager for some nachos, I thanked them. At 9 p.m. they weren't back, so I called. They weren't in an accident, but spontaneously buying a new car without telling me. They didn't return until 11 p.m. with cold, greasy KFC. FML
Today, I crashed my brother's car. All my friends know about this and not a single person has ask if I'm OK, even my dad and brother don't seem to be worried about me. Only my mother and I are sad because I don't know how to pay for a new car, the old one is in pieces. Thank god I'm alive but maybe dead would've been better. FML
Today, while driving home, a jeep hit the back of my car. When I got home and told my boyfriend, he acted concerned but still wanted to know what was for dinner. I think I have whiplash, can't stop shaking from the shock and he's practically already waiting at the dinner table. FML
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unkinged44 0
well atleast he dosent care about the car
ILoveJace01 0
There goes his father's day present.
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ILoveJace01 0
There goes his father's day present.
Derix 11
His Father's Day present is that his dad doesn't have to pick him up
Horurerukul 0
wow, your dad's a prick
unkinged44 0
well atleast he dosent care about the car
kb26hockey 0
...you call the cops, not your dad. and if the accident was your fault, YDI for sure.
crackz12 10
**** the police if its the fathers car/insurance he should deciede what he wants done
heyyou1203 0
o wow, i remember my mom came over immediately after my accident. and yea, 1st call u make is to 911 if someone hadn't already. even if no other cars were involved. that way you can get the car towed and go to the hospital if need be. accidents suck even if it was your fault, sorry dude!
texxxasissouth 0
Maybe since YOU got into the accident, YOU should have to deal with it. Accidents happen all the time, call 911, not your parents.
crackz12 10
Well how she deals with it is going to directly effect the father who owns the vehicle. He should be involved
boatiebanter 0
"my first car accident" as if it's something people generally experience regularly?? YDI.
spazmatic 0
prick. :l
Shirschfield 0
PRICK PRICK PRICK PRCK
wutupbruh 0
hahaa that soudns like something red foreman from that 70s show would say
evangldbrg 0
#10, haha I was thinking the same thing. "Then after dinner, I'm gonna enjoy a little foot-in-your-ass"