Miscellaneous: Acting 101

Acting 101

By jazzyfizzle - 31/05/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was partnered with this really sexy guy for an audition. He says, "Am I really stuck with you? I can't even stand being seen with you in public!" I start cursing him out really loud, but then I realize that he's only reading the script. Everyone was staring, and he called me a crazy bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 16:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML

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By Carolyn Burnham - 23/10/2016 15:23

Today, I was at the local drive-thru with my boyfriend. While we were picking up the food, the asswipe at the window thought it hilarious to copy the scene from "American Beauty" and pretend that we were a couple and that I was cheating on him. My actual boyfriend believed it and won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2015 14:45 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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By FML FML FML!! - 27/05/2019 06:00

Today, we had to do a scene from Romeo and Juliet. I was Romeo, and this really pretty girl was Juliet. When she found out she was with me, I heard her say "FML." FML

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Why would you do that?

By dammitt - 10/10/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, my best friend and I went to the movies. There was a hot cashier, so I thought it would be cool to talk in a British accent to try and be sexy. I walked up and started talking when he interrupted me and said in a very heavy British accent, "I know you're faking. You can stop now." FML

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lyndis_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:00

Wow. Even if he HAD been saying that, cursing him out was indeed a crazy, bitchy thing to do.

nuclear 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:01

Now that's a funny coincidence. Was the crazy bitch part acting too or what? I think cussing him out was a biiit too much, acting or not.

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lyndis_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:00

Wow. Even if he HAD been saying that, cursing him out was indeed a crazy, bitchy thing to do.

drewbreesdat 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:50

zing

redsox112 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 5:08

this is why women need to stay in the kitchen.

goresplattered 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 17:24

Crazy bitch.

deventheawesome 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 11:38

At least you know he was a great actor!

CRlovers123 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 17:39

ahahahahahaahah. fyl indeed

nalia18 8

Saturday 16 April 2011 16:59

ur fault haha! but really? why curse him out? and that would suck apologize to everyone. and offer to buy him a drink or something... BAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! you neva kno "wink wink" ;)

nuclear 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:01

Now that's a funny coincidence. Was the crazy bitch part acting too or what? I think cussing him out was a biiit too much, acting or not.

weavermycutecat 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:27

what if op said...uh i was just improvising...

SturmFireforge 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:05

If you were at the audition, shouldn't you have known the other person's lines, at least enough to have a general sense of the manner in which you should be acting?

haggyhog 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:06

HAHA wow that is great. but i think i would have called you that also maybe

designerskyline 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:10

I think this is fake. Too convenient of a coincidence.

FMLwrestler 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:11

YDI for being so stupid you don't know the script. Y also DI for being (assumingly) ugly, fat, and most obviously psycho, and then expecting a quote "really sexy guy" to like you. Lastly, YDI for shouting your mouth off in public. If you weren't so self-centered and took that with grace and found out WHY he felt that way instead of being all "oh im the sh*t everybody should like me" attitude, maybe you would have found out what the problem was (IF there actually WAS a problem with you.. which there wasn't until you screamed?). Oh, yeah, and YDI for auditioning for a play period. ...They really should let people hit the "YDI" button more than once... say, 30 times...

Shizden 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:12

Epic Fail? Lol

Metronomy_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:12

ouch! Do you have low self-esteem? I can think of no other reason for you to imediately presume a really sexy guy would be so rude to you, during an audition, where you were reading from a script, and ACTING. Maybe pretend you were trying improv? FYL