by moron / 05/09/2011 at 1:15pm / United Kingdom / Health
by Nelson / 05/09/2011 at 11:05am / Sweden / Miscellaneous
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
by scarlet / 05/09/2011 at 11:02am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
by Username / 05/09/2011 at 3:38am / Transportation
by theyarefarapart / 05/09/2011 at 3:05am / Miscellaneous
by coldwetnose / 05/09/2011 at 2:08am / United States / Intimacy
Fish_999's comment : haha u enjoyed it really!
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML
by Anonymous / 05/09/2011 at 12:37am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
starwind3438's comment : Wow, what an ungrateful bitch.
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
by Just_do_it_17 / 05/09/2011 at 12:03am / United States / Love
by SMCHR / 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm / Ireland / Animals
by jackpot / 05/08/2011 at 9:53pm / Venezuela / Miscellaneous
Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML
by Anonymous / 05/08/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Docbee's comment : wise words young grasshopper....
Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML
by Anonymous / 05/08/2011 at 3:08pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Health
Today, after weeks of money slowly disappearing from the stash in my bedroom, I confronted my son about it. I'm not sure which is worse: that my son is a thief or that he actually blamed his father for it. We've been divorced and haven't spoken for eight years. FML
by jill / 05/08/2011 at 2:25pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…