Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML
by Anonymous / 05/08/2011 at 3:08pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Health
Today, after weeks of money slowly disappearing from the stash in my bedroom, I confronted my son about it. I'm not sure which is worse: that my son is a thief or that he actually blamed his father for it. We've been divorced and haven't spoken for eight years. FML
by jill / 05/08/2011 at 2:25pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by gnownayrgnow / 05/08/2011 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Love
Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML
by sadman / 05/07/2011 at 7:10pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by Mel / 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
DivineGarden's comment : Sounds like a shitty situation.
by Anonymous / 05/07/2011 at 5:42pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by K. / 05/07/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Cheerieful / 05/07/2011 at 12:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by BCBUDDY / 05/07/2011 at 11:29am / United States (Florida) / Health
CryMoreFMLs's comment : It happens to the... um... what was I saying... Damn, I forgot.
by wtfiswrongwithher / 05/07/2011 at 9:56am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
ollie179's comment : what's her channel name?
Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before we went out for breakfast. His friend had blonde hair, big boobs and wore a skimpy black dress. He wasn't 100% sure of her name. I guess I drove home my date's one night stand. FML
by lawl / 05/07/2011 at 9:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by bigcityfail / 05/07/2011 at 7:54am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by sillyfox4lyfe / 05/07/2011 at 3:08am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous