By ellibits - United Kingdom
Today, at my work at a designer clothing store, we received a list of photos from the police of known shoplifters. My coworkers were looking at the list saying "Eugh, look at that one: you'd shoplift with a face like that". I walked over and saw that they were looking at a photo of my boyfriend. FML
ellibits tells us more :
Hi, I am the original poster, and I don't think he's ugly; just his mugshot isn't exactly flattering. But whose is?! Apparently he used to steal a long time ago to overcompensate being secretly gay. Whatever, he's no longer my problem.
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By  ihatestupidppl  |  0

Am I the only one who doesn't get what "you'd shoplift with a face like that" is supposed to mean? I get the FML itself; obviously, OP just learned their bf is unattractive AND a thief all at once. What I don't get is what shoplifting and attractiveness have to do with each other...

  dudeitsdanny  |  9

hahahaha. That was hilarious.
53: If you meant no offense to "(them) homos" then why did you feel the need to post that..? No one forced you to give an opinion on homosexual men for which you would then feel the need to apologize..

By  AnthonyD86  |  0

well now there are two reasons for you to dump him. 1 is he's ugly and 2 he is obviously not good at shoplifting if they have his face so who wants to waste money to bail out an idiot