FML : Today, at my work at a designer clothing store, we received a list of photos from the police of known shoplifters. My coworkers were looking at the list...

Today, at my work at a designer clothing store, we received a list of photos from the police of known shoplifters. My coworkers were looking at the list saying "Eugh, look at that one: you'd shoplift with a face like that". I walked over and saw that they were looking at a photo of my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

ellibits Say more :

Hi, I am the original poster, and I don't think he's ugly; just his mugshot isn't exactly flattering. But whose is?! Apparently he used to steal a long time ago to overcompensate being secretly gay. Whatever, he's no longer my problem.

By ellibits - / Friday 18 September 2009 07:29 / United Kingdom

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By jillz | 0

#571902 - Friday 18 September 2009 04:07

You should be happy to have a nice easy warning like this. Now you can get out clean, BEFORE he becomes too much a pain in your ass.

By ihatestupidppl | 0

#572098 - Friday 18 September 2009 06:04

Am I the only one who doesn't get what "you'd shoplift with a face like that" is supposed to mean? I get the FML itself; obviously, OP just learned their bf is unattractive AND a thief all at once. What I don't get is what shoplifting and attractiveness have to do with each other...

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By baby_love | 0

#571886 - Friday 18 September 2009 04:04

lmao !

repyourcliche | 0

#572266 - Friday 18 September 2009 07:48

lol, the first time i read this i thought you meant you got given pictures off the POLICE who were known shoplifters...

Bullet4MyChemaMo | 12

#982950 - Wednesday 21 April 2010 06:42

That's a double FYL. your boyfriend is a known shoplifter, and apparently he's pretty ugly too. FYL :(

By tingting1 | 0

#571887 - Friday 18 September 2009 04:04

yikes, that's awkward.

By jillz | 0

#571902 - Friday 18 September 2009 04:07

You should be happy to have a nice easy warning like this. Now you can get out clean, BEFORE he becomes too much a pain in your ass.

vendris | 5

#572373 - Friday 18 September 2009 08:54

HAha.. pain in the ass comment about a homosexual person. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

perryscherry | 0

#572384 - Friday 18 September 2009 08:58

You are funny...lol

ithedarkone | 0

#573162 - Saturday 19 September 2009 03:19

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

dudeitsdanny | 9

#577793 - Monday 21 September 2009 08:23

hahahaha. That was hilarious. 53: If you meant no offense to "(them) homos" then why did you feel the need to post that..? No one forced you to give an opinion on homosexual men for which you would then feel the need to apologize..

By 123sploosh | 0

#571905 - Friday 18 September 2009 04:08

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

jixiekat | 14

#5677043 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 02:00

well apperently 37 people suck cuz that's hiw many thumbs down u got

By my_fml_account | 2

#571920 - Friday 18 September 2009 04:11

I look like serial killer on my passport photo. FML?

By AnthonyD86 | 0

#571924 - Friday 18 September 2009 04:12

well now there are two reasons for you to dump him. 1 is he's ugly and 2 he is obviously not good at shoplifting if they have his face so who wants to waste money to bail out an idiot