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Hi, I am the original poster, and I don't think he's ugly; just his mugshot isn't exactly flattering. But whose is?! Apparently he used to steal a long time ago to overcompensate being secretly gay. Whatever, he's no longer my problem.

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You should be happy to have a nice easy warning like this. Now you can get out clean, BEFORE he becomes too much a pain in your ass.

Am I the only one who doesn't get what "you'd shoplift with a face like that" is supposed to mean? I get the FML itself; obviously, OP just learned their bf is unattractive AND a thief all at once. What I don't get is what shoplifting and attractiveness have to do with each other...

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lol, the first time i read this i thought you meant you got given pictures off the POLICE who were known shoplifters...

That's a double FYL. your boyfriend is a known shoplifter, and apparently he's pretty ugly too. FYL :(

yikes, that's awkward.

You should be happy to have a nice easy warning like this. Now you can get out clean, BEFORE he becomes too much a pain in your ass.

HAha.. pain in the ass comment about a homosexual person. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You are funny...lol

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hahahaha. That was hilarious. 53: If you meant no offense to "(them) homos" then why did you feel the need to post that..? No one forced you to give an opinion on homosexual men for which you would then feel the need to apologize..

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well apperently 37 people suck cuz that's hiw many thumbs down u got

I look like serial killer on my passport photo. FML?

well now there are two reasons for you to dump him. 1 is he's ugly and 2 he is obviously not good at shoplifting if they have his face so who wants to waste money to bail out an idiot

because somehow shoplifting has something to do with sexuality??

"Eugh" - is that the British spelling?

i think "eugh" is a way of expressing your disgust

eugh = ewwwwww .... and lol at this fml