ellibits
United Kingdom
Today, at my work at a designer clothing store, we received a list of photos from the police of known shoplifters. My coworkers were looking at the list saying "Eugh, look at that one: you'd shoplift with a face like that". I walked over and saw that they were looking at a photo of my boyfriend. FML
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jillz 0
You should be happy to have a nice easy warning like this. Now you can get out clean, BEFORE he becomes too much a pain in your ass.
ihatestupidppl 0
Am I the only one who doesn't get what "you'd shoplift with a face like that" is supposed to mean? I get the FML itself; obviously, OP just learned their bf is unattractive AND a thief all at once. What I don't get is what shoplifting and attractiveness have to do with each other...
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baby_love 0
lmao !
repyourcliche 0
lol, the first time i read this i thought you meant you got given pictures off the POLICE who were known shoplifters...
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
That's a double FYL. your boyfriend is a known shoplifter, and apparently he's pretty ugly too. FYL :(
tingting1 0
yikes, that's awkward.
jillz 0
You should be happy to have a nice easy warning like this. Now you can get out clean, BEFORE he becomes too much a pain in your ass.
vendris 5
HAha.. pain in the ass comment about a homosexual person. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
perryscherry 0
You are funny...lol
ithedarkone 0
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LMAO OWNED!!!!!!!! no offense but the whole im a guy your a guy butt hole creeps me out no offense to you homos but yea ew.
dudeitsdanny 9
hahahaha. That was hilarious. 53: If you meant no offense to "(them) homos" then why did you feel the need to post that..? No one forced you to give an opinion on homosexual men for which you would then feel the need to apologize..
123sploosh 0
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FOURTH!!!! thumbs down if you suck :)
jixiekat 14
well apperently 37 people suck cuz that's hiw many thumbs down u got
my_fml_account 2
I look like serial killer on my passport photo. FML?
AnthonyD86 0
well now there are two reasons for you to dump him. 1 is he's ugly and 2 he is obviously not good at shoplifting if they have his face so who wants to waste money to bail out an idiot
kk611 0
because somehow shoplifting has something to do with sexuality??
shalvius 3
huh
dedalus_fml 0
"Eugh" - is that the British spelling?
BlackJewel 0
i think "eugh" is a way of expressing your disgust
kingkash 0
eugh = ewwwwww .... and lol at this fml