Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML
by Charles / 06/21/2011 at 12:59pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
by micheal / 06/21/2011 at 12:52pm / United States / Work
by seaweedlady / 06/21/2011 at 10:49am / United States / Miscellaneous
by nasty_ex / 06/21/2011 at 8:25am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
HannahForbesxo's comment : Send her thank you letters for taking the time to write to you and tell her how happy you and your husband are.
by anon / 06/21/2011 at 7:52am / United States / Love
Blueglasscup's comment : At least you went on a date with your crush!
Today, my mother tried to tell me that nicotine is the only substance that ensures weight loss, and that nicotine has been passed down in our family for over 5 generations of heavy smoking relatives. Then she encouraged me to start smoking. FML
by Caeru / 06/21/2011 at 3:08am / United States (Texas) / Health
OrgasmicBunnies's comment : thats pretty stupid.... I think she needs help.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
by holdengurl18 / 06/21/2011 at 12:46am / China / Love
by minnEmouse / 06/20/2011 at 10:40pm / United States / Love
by drycleanplz / 06/20/2011 at 10:33pm / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by shyshy96679 / 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by heather / 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm / Canada / Love
by Maddie / 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love