YDI for not washing the thermometer first even if you didn't know if it was dirty. and you noticed no shit stains?

Why so many YDI's all you people are sick...

No, you dork.

Yes it should!

@3 it means the dog got it up the butt, not through the mouth.

thats cultural right? i dont know one single person that sticks it in their mouth.

Well...as far as I know the only people who use thermometers rectally are babies...and you use the armpit when they are too big for that but too little to hold it in their mouths. Around here temperature is always taken by mouth. Doctor's office, at home, in the ER. It's just normal. To the OP...that might be grounds for leaving the relationship...not that he used a thermometer in the dog's bottom, but that he LAUGHED AT YOU for using it. Jerk. FYL

Putting it in your mouth is very common here. Armpit isn't as accurate.

To #40: Are you kidding? I would have laughed my ass off if I was the boyfriend. I'm sure he felt horrible for her, it's just that it's funny to hear that someone you know well accidentally put a thermometer that had been up a dog's ass in her mouth. The FML here isn't the boyfriend, it's where the thermometer was.

Where I live doctors and health professionals never take temperature orally but instead they scan your forehead with a little handheld machine.

What if they have some kind of immunity condition? Be a little more open-minded when you comment things like this. Downvote.

First comment in a while to make me laugh. Congrats.

LOL

luls. :3

i wish my profile pic was as cool as both of yours'.