By poopEVERYWHERE - 18/09/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 955
You deserved it 4 333

Same thing different taste

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"I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned... blah blah blah" No shit.

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Yo poop, I know you be slippin' in poop, and i'ma let you finish, but MY DOG JUST HAD THE BEST POOP OF ALL TIME. THE BEST POOP OF ALL TIME!

Lol Kanye West. But that's just nasty. Ew. D:

2345_fml 0

This Kanye West crap needs to stop. Why is everyone changing every subject into what he said?

hey guess what! You're first. But I'm first to be sexy. YDI for being a ****.

ladiidaa 0

Because people like to make old memes older and unfunny.

YO 2345, I KNOW U HATIN ON KANYE AND IMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT I AM GOD AND MY WORDS ARE GOLD!!

pancakes_n_syrup 0

I was thinking that too! ha I saw her name and thought, wow, love the username over the FML :)

_jdreaming 0

gnr! that is freakin' hilarious!

wow. hopefully it didnt get in ur mouth, nose ears, hear...etc. :o

happyvalleygirl 0

massive quantity of diarrhea... bad image did you fall when you slipped?

chlorinegreen 27

did you not see that he said he slipped AND slid? that means he slip'n slide styled it!

_jdreaming 0

I'm sorry but #6 what kind of question is that? Of course he fell when he slipped. smh

Vball6 19

You could slip without falling.

Some people think it's funny But it's really hot and runny Diarrhea. In this case, it's all of the above!

f_my_flip_life 5

LOL!!! I could totally picture this.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter...