FML : Today, my girlfriend and I went to a bar during Irishfest. When I returned to my girlfriend she was crying and told me that this guy pushed her. I confronted...

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Today, my girlfriend and I went to a bar during Irishfest. When I returned to my girlfriend she was crying and told me that this guy pushed her. I confronted the guy and poured my beer on him who just happened to be the chief of police. He was trying to make room for a guy in a wheelchair. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nV1ous - / Thursday 17 September 2009 18:41 / United States

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By mozrox | 0

#570478 - Thursday 17 September 2009 11:31

Uh... Is your girlfriend really that sensitive? Who the hell cries because someone moved them out of the way? YDI for having a pussy as a girlfriend.

By jonnymohio | 2

#570513 - Thursday 17 September 2009 11:38

You and your girlfriend are both at fault. She, for being a crybaby drunk, and you for being a hothead drunk. Take some anger management classes.

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By GreenDayRHCP | 0

#570417 - Thursday 17 September 2009 11:20

I just made my username today..first! Thumbs down?? Hehe

morpher910 | 0

#570456 - Thursday 17 September 2009 11:27

green day is amazing.

Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#570591 - Friday 18 September 2009 12:03

double agreed

Zhejan | 0

#570593 - Friday 18 September 2009 12:04

In Soviet Russia, police push you!

canucksrule88 | 0

#570953 - Friday 18 September 2009 02:33

stop doing your stupid russia jokes they arent funny and stop commenting on the first post to get to the top

Anony_fml | 0

#571384 - Friday 18 September 2009 07:17

YDI for committing a party foul

frankyboyc | 0

#572400 - Friday 18 September 2009 09:07

what the fuck is irishfest?... im irish and ive never heard of it!

Witchcraft_fml | 4

#572474 - Friday 18 September 2009 09:43

Agreed with #95 :/

aoife123 | 0

#986570 - Thursday 29 April 2010 09:14

yeah, I agree with #95... then again Americans make a way bigger deal out of st patrick's day than we do, so them having another thing wouldn't surprise me :P

creamcheese724 | 0

#2122416 - Friday 25 February 2011 11:26

116...do you live in Colorado...that background looks very familiar

Lolbunnycloud | 5

#2889733 - Thursday 14 July 2011 11:43

No offence to the americans but when i was in new york i was asked did i know a persons friend called "Patrick" who lived in cork. Ireland isn't 2 meters long!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gress269 | 4

#3884834 - Sunday 15 January 2012 12:31

It's not his fault, the policeman could've politely asked her to make room for the man, not push her aside like she was nothing. I think OP is a good person for standing up for his girlfriend.

By Alkron | 0

#570423 - Thursday 17 September 2009 11:21

You got completely owned!!!

Mirequetz | 6

#570638 - Friday 18 September 2009 12:27

Totally, serves you right for having a temper tantrum when your girlfriend obviously needs to take a pill, a cop wouldn't have "pushed" her, he probably just bumped her. I get moved out of the way constantly at crowded skytrain stations when a person in a wheel chair needs to get in.

RuralNinja | 0

#570779 - Friday 18 September 2009 01:21

A cop wouldn't have pushed her? I want to know where you live, where all the cops are pure and just and never are corrupt or abuse their power. However, in this world, cops beat people up, make false arrests, harass people, etc... for no reason other than to stroke their own egos.

Mulada | 0

#571257 - Friday 18 September 2009 05:18

Someone's been watching too many crime noirs.

RuralNinja | 0

#571774 - Friday 18 September 2009 01:55

No, but I have had a friend that rolls his own cigarettes arrested for drug paraphernalia because he had, among other things, completely legal rolling paper (and rolling tobacco, which the cop conveniently ignored) and a small mirror in a walmart bag inside of his car when the cop pulled him over for doing 37 in a 35.

Mirequetz | 6

#572153 - Friday 18 September 2009 06:36

RuralNinja... you watch too many shitty crime shows. Where I live, if a Cop puts a hand on you without just cause, they get fired and you can sue. If you do in fact live in a fantasy world where Cops can do whatever they want and reign supreme, I suggest moving. OMG THE MAN IS OUT TO GET YOU!

TheOptimist | 0

#1782097 - Thursday 2 December 2010 07:30

The guy didn't know this man was a cop, or making room for a man in a wheelchair. I would have done something similar if someone pushed my girlfriend enough to make her cry.

By panthersrule95 | 0

#570425 - Thursday 17 September 2009 11:21

wow

By anniemarie | 0

#570428 - Thursday 17 September 2009 11:21

hahaa

By Simonn_fml | 0

#570429 - Thursday 17 September 2009 11:22

Your girlfriend's fault IMO.

wbrycem | 0

#571446 - Friday 18 September 2009 08:26

Maybe if she wasn't such a whiny bitch this whole even could have been avoided.

iMuffinKat | 16

#6616210 - Friday 27 May 2016 05:13

It's OP's fault too. Just because someone pushed his gf (unless it was really hard and she got hurt) doesn't mean you get to pour your beer on them. You're not the untouchable King that everyone has to respect and worship. Sometimes accidents happen. Deal with it.

By Exhumed | 0

#570433 - Thursday 17 September 2009 11:22

first

By imkees | 0

#570438 - Thursday 17 September 2009 11:23

FIRST!! Bury Me Bitches!

cassiebear7652 | 7

#3233013 - Sunday 4 September 2011 11:25

Fail

anjtrg_1112 | 23

#3859714 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 08:18

*seventh

By wakawakawaka_fml | 0

#570439 - Thursday 17 September 2009 11:23

Damn. I had on just as this was put up and was perfectly prepared to get the first post, but alas, I wasn't signed in. .. oh, wait a minute. I don't really care. Anyways.. YDI.