By scaredofcutouts - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 21:44 / United States - Oklahoma City
FML - The follow-up

Today, I was loudly bitched out by someone for speaking in a fake British accent, to make myself "sound sophisticated". I moved here two years ago from London. FML

britchick95 Say more :
Can't say I've ever been to Ohio.
By britchick95 - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 20:03 / United States - Grand Island
FML - The follow-up

Today, the girl I'm dating mentioned that she'd had her healthy wisdom teeth removed to prevent her future children from having wisdom teeth. I laughed. She wasn't joking. FML

Timmeeh Say more :
OP here. She is (was?) cute. Suddenly got a whole lot less so when I realised there was naught but cotton wool where her brainmeat should be.
By Timmeeh - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 16:45 / United Kingdom - Caldicot
By horriblejoke - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 15:05 / Australia - Perth
FML - The follow-up

Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML

whatadaydanny Say more :
I replied with a simple "Oh really?"; pretty mid-ground comment if you ask me :) And she is a woman. In the office right now and she just smiled at me.
By whatadaydanny - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 13:58 / Dominica
FML - The follow-up
assholecat Say more :
Hey y'all, this is OP. In regards to my post: The elderly lady is a very close family friend of my family who still lives by herself but is being taken care of by her family. She's a lovely lady, really. I'm not worried about her stealing my cat - her dead cat and my cat look very similar. If he's bringing her joy - great! She and kitty can hang as much as they want! To the people who seemed...
By assholecat - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 08:43 / Australia - Brisbane
By Toolate - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 08:26 / United States - Bristol
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